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Old Mar 31st 2003, 10:50 am
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In the local news this week. An inner London Borough are beginning to take steps to refuse to let shops sell Hot Cross Buns. This item may give offense to any non-christians???? :scared: :scared: :scared:
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Originally posted by yafm
In the local news this week. An inner London Borough are beginning to take steps to refuse to let shops sell Hot Cross Buns. This item may give offense to any non-christians???? :scared: :scared: :scared:
Are they any different to the Blisterin' Crescent buggers?
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Old Mar 31st 2003, 8:00 pm
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Well in a couple of months time I am leaving the UK and there will be two vacant spaces.

Bidding starts at £1........



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Very good, Ithink you should try and sell this to a tv company!!

Sue [/QUOTE]
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Originally posted by pabloako
Well in a couple of months time I am leaving the UK and there will be two vacant spaces.

Bidding starts at £1........






Very good, Ithink you should try and sell this to a tv company!!

Sue
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Nice to know another near do well pair on their way to Australia , thank God some of us are making room for you , Australia has excepted 600,000 refugees from all over the world and many failed Brits.



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Originally posted by yafm
In the local news this week. An inner London Borough are beginning to take steps to refuse to let shops sell Hot Cross Buns. This item may give offense to any non-christians???? :scared: :scared: :scared:

You believe all you read in Brit papers , very sad indeed you will make a fine immigrant.

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Old Mar 31st 2003, 11:13 pm
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Presumably posters to this thread are intending to emigrate to Oz/NZ and become British expats. They will be foreigners in a foreign country and will undoubtedly seek out fellow immigrants with whom they have something in common rather than fully integrate into their host country's society. Let's hope their host nation's nationals treat them with the same contempt as they display themselves towards bloody foreigners entering the UK, (stealing our houses, our jobs our women, our hot cross buns etc.).

How ironic.
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Default Re: A Poem Dedicated to the British Tax payer !

Originally posted by sue5665
Hi,

Came across this poem!, I think it sum's up the UK.
What do you think?.


I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see Welfare.
Welfare say, 'you come no more',
We send plenty cash right to your door.

Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
NHS, it keep's you healthy !
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, British dummy.

Write to friend's in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rag's, on back of truck's,
I buy big house with Welfare buck's.

They come here, we live, together,
More Welfare cheque's, it get's better!
Fourteen familie's they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.

Finally, british guy move's away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say.
'Find more alien's for house to rent,
And in yard I put up a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, drew the Welfare cash.
Everything is much good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have a hobby-it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kid's need dentist ? Wife need pill ?
We get free! we got no bill!

Britishman crazy! he pay all year,
To keep us illegal's in comfort here.
We think UK is very good place!
Much to good for the British race.

Sue
This maybe of some interest to you:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2904859.stm
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