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Bluddy good idea!!
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I have searched the house for a stocking to put over my head. The problem is, I don't ever remember the wife wearing stockings so I am struggling a bit. I found my 4 year old daughter's white woolly tights and can just about squeeze one of the legs over my head but I can't see a bluddy thing and breathing is a bit tricky!
Does anyone wear stockings any more and if so can I borrow one? (god I feel pervy asking that!!)
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Bluddy good idea!! ![Thumbs Up](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif)
I have searched the house for a stocking to put over my head. The problem is, I don't ever remember the wife wearing stockings so I am struggling a bit. I found my 4 year old daughter's white woolly tights and can just about squeeze one of the legs over my head but I can't see a bluddy thing and breathing is a bit tricky!
Does anyone wear stockings any more and if so can I borrow one? (god I feel pervy asking that!!)
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I have searched the house for a stocking to put over my head. The problem is, I don't ever remember the wife wearing stockings so I am struggling a bit. I found my 4 year old daughter's white woolly tights and can just about squeeze one of the legs over my head but I can't see a bluddy thing and breathing is a bit tricky!
Does anyone wear stockings any more and if so can I borrow one? (god I feel pervy asking that!!)
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You need one of these
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This thread has been well hijacked .................................... but at least we are dressed for the part!!!
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Bluddy good idea!!
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I have searched the house for a stocking to put over my head. The problem is, I don't ever remember the wife wearing stockings so I am struggling a bit. I found my 4 year old daughter's white woolly tights and can just about squeeze one of the legs over my head but I can't see a bluddy thing and breathing is a bit tricky!
Does anyone wear stockings any more and if so can I borrow one? (god I feel pervy asking that!!)
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And....she is expection next week - one of their chosen names .....George!!
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Dont forget the old fogie mobile and the can of iron brew ![ROFL](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
Im thinking of flying out of heathrow, so if i set off from manchester i could be quids in on the way down to london with the amount of jobs i could do! Maybe a new mask for every town
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Im thinking of flying out of heathrow, so if i set off from manchester i could be quids in on the way down to london with the amount of jobs i could do! Maybe a new mask for every town
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Thanks for all your positive and somewhat cynical responses, very amusing and love the picture of the freak in the loo roll cover ![ROFL](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
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Don't think I could ever go without clearing everything here, have too much of a conscience, but lots of things go through the mind when your waiting for what seems like eternity.
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Don't think I could ever go without clearing everything here, have too much of a conscience, but lots of things go through the mind when your waiting for what seems like eternity.
Carry on all, I'm enjoying this thread!
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Thanks for all your positive and somewhat cynical responses, very amusing and love the picture of the freak in the loo roll cover ![ROFL](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
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Don't think I could ever go without clearing everything here, have too much of a conscience, but lots of things go through the mind when your waiting for what seems like eternity.
Carry on all, I'm enjoying this thread!![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
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Don't think I could ever go without clearing everything here, have too much of a conscience, but lots of things go through the mind when your waiting for what seems like eternity.
Carry on all, I'm enjoying this thread!
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Glad you liked my piccy
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Id leave my debt behind in uk if possible only its all addressed to my parents house now so it would be unfair to have the bailiffs knocking at their door
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