bigAPE

Al Qaeda is run by cats.

Also, the Global Financial Crisis and the fall of Sub-Prime is directly linked to the black market dealings in fish flavoured Cat nibbles.

kporte

evil!

Cheetah7

My cat has performed a hostile invasion on my dogs bed and taken it over completely.

This could escalate to the food bowl.

Cats are most evil - mine has a gun in his ginger pocket.

kporte

Is this another of your inventive euphemisms?

Cheetah7

Well you see Gordon has a bit of a 'pouch' thing going on under his belly - weighing 8kgs he is rather a big boy.

I am sure that somewhere in his pouch is a ginger pocket holding his gun.

I am sure of it.

(it is some pouch though and he really needs to diet)

kporte

Liposuction and tummy tuck?

Cheetah7

Hmmm I think so.

Fat ginger pussy.

kporte

Like this?

Nu-Shooz

Have you actually ever seen a human with a dick shaped head? or are you being mis-guided too. From cats to dickheads..lol

I have 2 pussies by the way, they shit in my garden only, so no dickheads here

Nu-Shooz

Wow that's one hell of a pussy, fancy getting your chopper round that?

Cheetah7

Oooh no, that is horrible

but a large pussy all the same.

kporte

You had to lower the tone. We have set the standards really high on here tonight and you've just knocked them aside in one post!

Cheetah7

We can raise the tone again, don't worry.

Flabby pussies - my pussy is a bit flabby down below but I love him.

The ginger pouch of Perth.

Nu-Shooz

I don't do standards, i'm not fussy.

I can vouch for PP's ginger puss, it's a whopper How is Gordon Sam?

Zambia

Earlier mentioned cat has a dicky tummy will have the runs if not fed science diet, at 2-f**king-8 dollars a bag I would love an alternative.

Otherwise I am letting her go nuts on wiskas and pionting her in the direction of my neighbours garden.