Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Nov 26th 2007, 8:03 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Nov 26th 2007, 8:27 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Hey Paul how are you dude?sorry no room at the inn my next door neighbour asked me to make up a four-ball so i jumped at the chance or it would have been hitting the driving range for some practice.Have a bullshit with you at the outing and see if we can sort out a regular game once a fortnight or so....
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Nov 26th 2007, 8:35 am
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Hey Paul how are you dude?sorry no room at the inn my next door neighbour asked me to make up a four-ball so i jumped at the chance or it would have been hitting the driving range for some practice.Have a bullshit with you at the outing and see if we can sort out a regular game once a fortnight or so....
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Nov 26th 2007, 9:00 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Practice?.Are Brisbane running scared???????????
Im just going to turn up,hit the ball more than anyone else then sit back and enjoy a beer.
Im just going to turn up,hit the ball more than anyone else then sit back and enjoy a beer.
Nov 26th 2007, 9:06 am
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Nov 26th 2007, 9:08 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Nov 26th 2007, 9:27 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
So that makes me safe
Nov 26th 2007, 9:52 pm
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Nov 27th 2007, 5:18 am
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Nov 27th 2007, 6:41 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Jeezus wept. And blokes say women whitter on about bugger all for hours 
Nov 27th 2007, 6:45 am
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Nov 27th 2007, 6:55 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
paired with Soapster what an experience awaits, here are a few sayings for the big day:
A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *Dennis Wise* - a nasty 5 footer
A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Elton John * - a big bender that lips the rim
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *Gerry Adams* - playing a Provisional
A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
An *Arthur Scargill* - a great strike but a poor result
A *Russell Grant* - a fat iron
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *Robin Cook* - just died on the hill
A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
A *Douglas Bader* - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
A *Ken Livingstone* - quite far left
A *Jean-Marie LePen* - a long way right
A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Vinnie Jones* - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A *Sally Gunnell* - ugly, but a good runner
A *Liz McColgan* - Ugly but runs forever
A* Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *Dennis Wise* - a nasty 5 footer
A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Elton John * - a big bender that lips the rim
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *Gerry Adams* - playing a Provisional
A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
An *Arthur Scargill* - a great strike but a poor result
A *Russell Grant* - a fat iron
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *Robin Cook* - just died on the hill
A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
A *Douglas Bader* - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
A *Ken Livingstone* - quite far left
A *Jean-Marie LePen* - a long way right
A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Vinnie Jones* - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A *Sally Gunnell* - ugly, but a good runner
A *Liz McColgan* - Ugly but runs forever
A* Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole