Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Sep 7th 2005, 9:07 pm
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Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Do any women out there have any ideas on how to transport my "marital aid" over to Oz? Do I get it shipped over, in which case it will be packed by the removal men, or risk taking it in a suitcase or even hand luggage - all with potential for embarrassment! I'm sure I'm not the only one to have taken one over. What has everyone done in the past.
Sep 7th 2005, 9:12 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Originally Posted by Mudmonkey
Do any women out there have any ideas on how to transport my "marital aid" over to Oz? Do I get it shipped over, in which case it will be packed by the removal men, or risk taking it in a suitcase or even hand luggage - all with potential for embarrassment! I'm sure I'm not the only one to have taken one over. What has everyone done in the past.
Sep 7th 2005, 9:18 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
I dare you to buy the biggest all singing all dancing vibrator, put it in your handbag and when customs get it out in Australia, you say 'Oh sweetie, I wouldnt touch that, just used that on the plane and havent washed it'.
Then add ' Hubby darling, did you wash that before you stuffed it into your bottom?, No, I didnt think so'.
Then you say to disgusted customs official, 'Just pick off the brown bits'.
Sorry, only joking. I have had my share of customs officials picking out my knickers and waving them in the air to embarrass me, it would be poetic justice to see that happen.
Then add ' Hubby darling, did you wash that before you stuffed it into your bottom?, No, I didnt think so'.
Then you say to disgusted customs official, 'Just pick off the brown bits'.
Sorry, only joking. I have had my share of customs officials picking out my knickers and waving them in the air to embarrass me, it would be poetic justice to see that happen.
Sep 7th 2005, 9:21 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Originally Posted by Mudmonkey
Do any women out there have any ideas on how to transport my "marital aid" over to Oz? Do I get it shipped over, in which case it will be packed by the removal men, or risk taking it in a suitcase or even hand luggage - all with potential for embarrassment! I'm sure I'm not the only one to have taken one over. What has everyone done in the past.
Someone give us an answer please!
Sep 7th 2005, 9:22 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Originally Posted by Mudmonkey
Do any women out there have any ideas on how to transport my "marital aid" over to Oz? Do I get it shipped over, in which case it will be packed by the removal men, or risk taking it in a suitcase or even hand luggage - all with potential for embarrassment! I'm sure I'm not the only one to have taken one over. What has everyone done in the past.
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Sep 7th 2005, 9:29 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Please forgive my ignorance as I've not used a removal firm yet, but surely they won't be going through all your personal items to that degree. Can't you put it in a shoe box or something marked personal?
To be honest though, even if they did see it - you'll never see them again, and you don't know them so it's not really that much a problem - and you're not doing anything wrong!
herrchook
To be honest though, even if they did see it - you'll never see them again, and you don't know them so it's not really that much a problem - and you're not doing anything wrong!
herrchook
Sep 7th 2005, 9:36 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
LoL LOL, Splutter splutter, oh thanks Sam, Coffee all over my keyboard.
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I dare you to buy the biggest all singing all dancing vibrator, put it in your handbag and when customs get it out in Australia, you say 'Oh sweetie, I wouldnt touch that, just used that on the plane and havent washed it'.
Then add ' Hubby darling, did you wash that before you stuffed it into your bottom?, No, I didnt think so'.
Then you say to disgusted customs official, 'Just pick off the brown bits'.
Sorry, only joking. I have had my share of customs officials picking out my knickers and waving them in the air to embarrass me, it would be poetic justice to see that happen.
Then add ' Hubby darling, did you wash that before you stuffed it into your bottom?, No, I didnt think so'.
Then you say to disgusted customs official, 'Just pick off the brown bits'.
Sorry, only joking. I have had my share of customs officials picking out my knickers and waving them in the air to embarrass me, it would be poetic justice to see that happen.
Sep 7th 2005, 9:39 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
just stick it in your suitcase, but remember to take the batteries oot lol
don't ship it ffs 3 months without ir are u mad
don't ship it ffs 3 months without ir are u mad
Sep 7th 2005, 9:41 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Originally Posted by biggy
just stick it in your suitcase, but remember to take the batteries oot lol
don't ship it ffs 3 months without ir are u mad
don't ship it ffs 3 months without ir are u mad
Suitcase :scared: What if it was pointed out on the pantax machine or you got searched by customs. I would absolutely rather die than risk that
Sep 7th 2005, 9:50 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Originally Posted by chattyshazza
Suitcase :scared: What if it was pointed out on the pantax machine or you got searched by customs. I would absolutely rather die than risk that
If it did and they asked u waht it was u just tell em, FFS have you led such a sheltered life!!!!! that you dont know what a garden dibbler looks like
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Sep 7th 2005, 10:01 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Originally Posted by biggy
If it did and they asked u waht it was u just tell em, FFS have you led such a sheltered life!!!!! that you dont know what a garden dibbler looks like
Well, I complete my house sale in 9 days so am just of to pack my garden dibblers
Sep 7th 2005, 11:00 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Originally Posted by Mudmonkey
Do any women out there have any ideas on how to transport my "marital aid" over to Oz? Do I get it shipped over, in which case it will be packed by the removal men, or risk taking it in a suitcase or even hand luggage - all with potential for embarrassment! I'm sure I'm not the only one to have taken one over. What has everyone done in the past.
I hadn't really thought about it but what a great post ... you have given me something else to think about Jane x
Sep 7th 2005, 11:09 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Originally Posted by herrchook
Please forgive my ignorance as I've not used a removal firm yet, but surely they won't be going through all your personal items to that degree. Can't you put it in a shoe box or something marked personal?
To be honest though, even if they did see it - you'll never see them again, and you don't know them so it's not really that much a problem - and you're not doing anything wrong!
herrchook
To be honest though, even if they did see it - you'll never see them again, and you don't know them so it's not really that much a problem - and you're not doing anything wrong!
herrchook
Sep 7th 2005, 11:13 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Originally Posted by Mudmonkey
Do any women out there have any ideas on how to transport my "marital aid" over to Oz? Do I get it shipped over, in which case it will be packed by the removal men, or risk taking it in a suitcase or even hand luggage - all with potential for embarrassment! I'm sure I'm not the only one to have taken one over. What has everyone done in the past.
Has it had any contact with any animals? If so you may need to clean it or declare it at customs, they may need to inspect it and clean it......
Zx(the sicko!!!)
Sep 7th 2005, 11:19 pm
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Re: Bringing a personal item (for the girls)
Girls...bring toys in suitcases. They do get x-rayed but no-one titters! 
Don't throw your old toys away as replacing them here could be very costly and nowhere near the same quality. Me and some friends had a giggle round the adult.com shop in Freo the other week. I couldn't believe how much they were charging for a good quality toy..about $130! Mind you, I couldn't believe what they did with half the stuff!!!
Don't throw your old toys away as replacing them here could be very costly and nowhere near the same quality. Me and some friends had a giggle round the adult.com shop in Freo the other week. I couldn't believe how much they were charging for a good quality toy..about $130! Mind you, I couldn't believe what they did with half the stuff!!!