Blimey.... not always 20 years behind!!!!
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Re: Blimey.... not always 20 years behind!!!!
I think most Aussies are really helpful. I went into a shop the other day...along with two kiddies, one in a pushchair...you get the scene?
I decided to buy a garden pergola, you know the cream canvas ones that go up like a brolly but you can peg them down? Well, it was on sale at $99, couldn't resist a bargain.
I tipped the little'un out of her buggy (don't panic, she can walk!) put the pergola into the buggy, veered my way through the slalem course of shop displays and when I got to the checkout the assistant said "can I help?" I thanked her and accepted gratefully...she buggered off into the precinct and returned a minute later with a shopping trolley for me!! Now how helpful was that eh? No worries!!
Can you really imagine one of those not so smiley assistants at B&Q doing that?
I decided to buy a garden pergola, you know the cream canvas ones that go up like a brolly but you can peg them down? Well, it was on sale at $99, couldn't resist a bargain.
I tipped the little'un out of her buggy (don't panic, she can walk!) put the pergola into the buggy, veered my way through the slalem course of shop displays and when I got to the checkout the assistant said "can I help?" I thanked her and accepted gratefully...she buggered off into the precinct and returned a minute later with a shopping trolley for me!! Now how helpful was that eh? No worries!!
Can you really imagine one of those not so smiley assistants at B&Q doing that?
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After reading all this I can't resist mentioning my local fruit & veg shop. They have someone to pack your purchases and then offer to carry it to your car for you. And this actually does happen 50% of the time.
They also send weekly emails out with all their special offers on, (lettuce is 96c)
They also send weekly emails out with all their special offers on, (lettuce is 96c)
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Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz
Thanx for tip-off Hevs
I must remember to put the war paint and bra on then :scared:
I must remember to put the war paint and bra on then :scared:
Don't think they photograph your tits.
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Originally Posted by tinaj
Another thing I love about the libraries here - NO FINES!! If you bring your books back a few days late they don't charge you. When I enrolled the girl was telling me the system so I asked about fines, she said ' as long as they are not too late we don't worry about it'
Great for me as I often forget!!
Great for me as I often forget!!
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Originally Posted by Bordy
Don't think they photograph your tits.
Good job anyways....they wouldn't get them on the card
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Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz
Nah but everything needs to be pert and in proportion
Good job anyways....they wouldn't get them on the card
Good job anyways....they wouldn't get them on the card
Just as well. I'm sure you would have every copper stopping you & saying can I see your License maam.
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Originally Posted by Bordy
Don't think they photograph your tits.
Anya.
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Re: Blimey.... not always 20 years behind!!!!
Originally Posted by tinaj
Another thing I love about the libraries here - NO FINES!! If you bring your books back a few days late they don't charge you. When I enrolled the girl was telling me the system so I asked about fines, she said ' as long as they are not too late we don't worry about it'
Great for me as I often forget!!
Great for me as I often forget!!
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Originally Posted by Bordy
Just as well. I'm sure you would have every copper stopping you & saying can I see your License maam.
Brings new meaning to "let me see your particulars madam"
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Re: Blimey.... not always 20 years behind!!!!
Originally Posted by holte end
I think most Aussies are really helpful. I went into a shop the other day...along with two kiddies, one in a pushchair...you get the scene?
I decided to buy a garden pergola, you know the cream canvas ones that go up like a brolly but you can peg them down? Well, it was on sale at $99, couldn't resist a bargain.
I tipped the little'un out of her buggy (don't panic, she can walk!) put the pergola into the buggy, veered my way through the slalem course of shop displays and when I got to the checkout the assistant said "can I help?" I thanked her and accepted gratefully...she buggered off into the precinct and returned a minute later with a shopping trolley for me!! Now how helpful was that eh? No worries!!
Can you really imagine one of those not so smiley assistants at B&Q doing that?
I decided to buy a garden pergola, you know the cream canvas ones that go up like a brolly but you can peg them down? Well, it was on sale at $99, couldn't resist a bargain.
I tipped the little'un out of her buggy (don't panic, she can walk!) put the pergola into the buggy, veered my way through the slalem course of shop displays and when I got to the checkout the assistant said "can I help?" I thanked her and accepted gratefully...she buggered off into the precinct and returned a minute later with a shopping trolley for me!! Now how helpful was that eh? No worries!!
Can you really imagine one of those not so smiley assistants at B&Q doing that?
#27
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And theres more.....
I have to go and buy horse feed and although I can get it in my car, they always offer to deliver it at no extra charge.
Used to have to pay a fiver extra in the UK.
Whisky
I have to go and buy horse feed and although I can get it in my car, they always offer to deliver it at no extra charge.
Used to have to pay a fiver extra in the UK.
Whisky