LittleBird94

Hey we live in nz and we were wondering where is the best place to go in oz, with little number of snakes and spiders lol thats warm but not humid with good job vacancies and beaches and good prices for good sized houses. lol

Thanks
xox

this charming man

and would you like saturdays lotto numbers whilst im thinking?

perksy

Piss take surely?

this charming man

23 37 1 12 30 need i go on? no piss take here.

LittleBird94

Thank you so much for your help.

Now i realise why we chose NZ over Oz what with all the bastards like you!!

Thanks for clearing that up for me!

markbhx

Or was it that oz wouldn't let you in, lol. Isn't NZ just the UK but with more sheep?

framac67

You could come to my location.................Utopia within my head.

Dorothy

Take a look at Tasmania. Not too hot or humid. Nice beaches. From what I understand not too much in the way of creepy crawlies.

Your other criteria are unrealistic. Loads of job opportunities and cheap housing don't go hand in hand.

Dorothy

You do need to understand that your original post sounds like a bit of a wind up. Your post looks as if you have done no research at all into a planned move to another country. There is absolutely nowhere in Australia or anywhere else that I can think of which will tick all of your boxes. Do some research on areas where your job is needed www.seek.com.au or www.careerone.com.au and then go from there. Honestly, there is no sense in going someplace "not too hot with nice beaches and cheap houses" if you can't find a job.

Sammy T

Tassie - definitely nice beaches, fair weather, not humid but cold at times. Creepy crawlies, we have a few, 3 venomous snakes, redback, whitetail, huntsman spiders etc, scorpions are common (but very small ) but not so many flies etc.

Houses and jobs are variable, just like anywhere in the world, what line of work are you looking for?

Sam

iamthecreaturefromuranus

Port Kembla

slipshot

The (Aus) Truman Show?

stuckinblighty

Dont go to Perth ...... its too boring there

purple rain

Have you been there?

bourbon-biscuit

Why the hostility? If you don't like the question, don't answer!



To the OP- there are a few of us here that have made the hop across the ditch; myself, ianandsharon, buzzybee, johnokiwi to name a couple. I think it's fair to say that the 'Australia' part of this forum is brasher (to be polite) than the Kiwi part, so you'll need thicker skin here!

I'd suggest Tasmania or South-Eastern NSW- a few hours south and north of Sydney are some much more affordable areas that still have the more liveable NSW climate, no crocs and less nasties in general. Have a look at Wollongong, Central Coast (Lake Macquarie, Gosford) and Newcastle. If you fancy and can find work somewhere smaller, have a look at Forster a couple of hours north of Newcastle- since arriving here locals tell me again and again that's it's magic.

What's your line of work? How long have you been in NZ and where?