BBQ Surprise
Sep 7th 2004 | 6:21 pm
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BBQ Surprise
Next time someone complains about about the burnt offerings from your BBQ, tell them their lucky it's not frozen excrement!!
Frozen excrement spoils family's picnic
An Austrian family had their weekend picnic ruined when a lump of frozen excrement fell from the sky and hit their barbecue.
The family from Graz said the grill suddenly exploded as it was struck by a large object that had missed them by a few feet.
The mother of the family said: "I thought it was a meteor but it was frozen so I wrapped it tinfoil and put it in the freezer, and then called the police."
She said the lump was about six inches in diameter.
Police said the waste had come from an aircraft, but the woman said: "I don't see how it can be from an aircraft as none flew overhead all day."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1094241.html
An Austrian family had their weekend picnic ruined when a lump of frozen excrement fell from the sky and hit their barbecue.
The family from Graz said the grill suddenly exploded as it was struck by a large object that had missed them by a few feet.
The mother of the family said: "I thought it was a meteor but it was frozen so I wrapped it tinfoil and put it in the freezer, and then called the police."
She said the lump was about six inches in diameter.
Police said the waste had come from an aircraft, but the woman said: "I don't see how it can be from an aircraft as none flew overhead all day."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1094241.html
Sep 7th 2004 | 7:13 pm
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Re: BBQ Surprise
Originally Posted by JulesandChris
Next time someone complains about about the burnt offerings from your BBQ, tell them their lucky it's not frozen excrement!!
Unless someone shat in the hand wash basin, in which case it was excrement.
Sep 7th 2004 | 7:20 pm
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Re: BBQ Surprise
Originally Posted by renth
It's not excrement but waste water from the hand wash basin.
Unless someone shat in the hand wash basin, in which case it was excrement.
Unless someone shat in the hand wash basin, in which case it was excrement.
She said the lump was about six inches in diameter.
Maybe from an elephant. A flying elephant with a very cold arse?
Sep 7th 2004 | 7:30 pm
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Re: BBQ Surprise
Originally Posted by JulesandChris
Wouldn't it be obvious from the colour? The water I wash my hands with is usually clear.
Whoah there. Six inches in diameter? That's not physically possible is it?
Maybe from an elephant. A flying elephant with a very cold arse?
Whoah there. Six inches in diameter? That's not physically possible is it?
Maybe from an elephant. A flying elephant with a very cold arse?
The "black water" i.e. excrement goes in to tanks which are emptied on the ground by honey carts.
Sep 7th 2004 | 8:09 pm
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Re: BBQ Surprise
Originally Posted by renth
The waste from the hand wash basins - the "grey water" exits the aircraft but can, as in this case form a big lump on the outlet valve.
The "black water" i.e. excrement goes in to tanks which are emptied on the ground by honey carts.
The "black water" i.e. excrement goes in to tanks which are emptied on the ground by honey carts.
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