The Barbie
May 2nd 2006 | 10:24 pm
#1
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The Barbie
There are always exceptions to the rule ......
To refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do - probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Here's the routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
To refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do - probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Here's the routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
May 2nd 2006 | 10:51 pm
#2
Sunny Sydney
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 6,241
From: Sydney
Re: The Barbie
Originally Posted by Dicko
There are always exceptions to the rule ......
To refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do - probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Here's the routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
To refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do - probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Here's the routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
How true
May 2nd 2006 | 11:36 pm
#4
Susie..
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,531
Re: The Barbie
You been watching me ???? PMSL
May 3rd 2006 | 12:25 am
#5
one day rodders !!!
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 2,216
From: Helensvale where else!
Re: The Barbie
that could only come from a man !!!
lol
very good
jan xx
lol
very good
jan xx
May 3rd 2006 | 1:43 am
#7
Forum Regular
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 159
From: Thankfully Brisbane now
Re: The Barbie
PMSL!!
Hysterical, it happens in our house every time!
Worse thing is, i even say it myself, "hey kids, daddy's cooking tonight!"
Melissas
Hysterical, it happens in our house every time!
Worse thing is, i even say it myself, "hey kids, daddy's cooking tonight!"
Melissas
