jayr

I ran Badge's agent's account of the wedding through one of those auto-summarising things and this is what it came back with, don't blame me, they were his words!


Badge says he was up at 7am, the kink.

He then took his best man up the hill the best man gibbering.

Badge was standing at the altar, his best man ramrod straight
The three bridesmaids entered first; he was gobsmacked enhanced by a quick touch up by Hevs.

Badge - wanted to wear high heels.

Badge took his UK guest up the ring in to the chasm as the power of the ring was too great.

in the bathroom, checking out his ring in supermarkets – blokes.

And he is still the bastard he always was.

Badge A gent