Back to basics boys
Jan 24th 2004, 8:44 pm
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Back to basics boys
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
Jan 24th 2004, 8:47 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by Bix
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
And why do women have smaller feet, so they can get closer to the sink, yawn.
sandy
Jan 24th 2004, 8:47 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by Bix
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
Jan 24th 2004, 8:50 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by Bix
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
Emma (I'm a bird)
Jan 24th 2004, 8:55 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by Bix
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us
you have to be joking!!!!
If I did that, we would be living in a carpetless, cold house, no HOVEL, there would be no food in the house, and the kids would be emotionally stunted!!!!
god help me!!
f#####g men should get themselves out to work 21 hours a day, 7 days a week, and only speak when spoken to. They should be forced to wear iron underpants, and only be allowed to take em off when WE say.....none of this furtive groping at 3 in the morning just cos they ve been watching television x trailers!!!
Jan 24th 2004, 9:00 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
none of this furtive groping at 3 in the morning just cos they ve been watching television x trailers!!!
none of this furtive groping at 3 in the morning just cos they ve been watching television x trailers!!!
Jan 24th 2004, 9:03 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by welshboybilly
i subscribe
i subscribe
I wont let him!!!!!!!
Jan 24th 2004, 9:12 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by Bix
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
I know you are new to the site but you do know it about Aus and NZ? Not cavemen???
Come on! I've taken a career break as a medical rep to raise my kids. I have had an interesting life which can only be a good thing for my girls and when they go to school I will go back to work so that I am not a bored housewife with no life. It's not an inspiring role model is it?
Jan 24th 2004, 9:31 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by maxpaxx
My Dear Bix,
I know you are new to the site but you do know it about Aus and NZ? Not cavemen???
Come on! I've taken a career break as a medical rep to raise my kids. I have had an interesting life which can only be a good thing for my girls and when they go to school I will go back to work so that I am not a bored housewife with no life. It's not an inspiring role model is it?
My Dear Bix,
I know you are new to the site but you do know it about Aus and NZ? Not cavemen???
Come on! I've taken a career break as a medical rep to raise my kids. I have had an interesting life which can only be a good thing for my girls and when they go to school I will go back to work so that I am not a bored housewife with no life. It's not an inspiring role model is it?
You are a prime example of where the world is going wrong. You should not have been allowed to work in the first place. because of you some prime example of the male race has to sit at home swigging beer - you took his job.
Jan 24th 2004, 9:33 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by Bix
Max,
You are a prime example of where the world is going wrong. You should not have been allowed to work in the first place. because of you some prime example of the male race has to sit at home swigging beer - you took his job.
Max,
You are a prime example of where the world is going wrong. You should not have been allowed to work in the first place. because of you some prime example of the male race has to sit at home swigging beer - you took his job.
Bix, are you after the wooden spoon award in the expats awards?
Jan 24th 2004, 9:36 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
Bix, are you after the wooden spoon award in the expats awards?
Bix, are you after the wooden spoon award in the expats awards?
I don't need any awards for telling it as it is.
Jan 24th 2004, 9:36 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
Bix, are you after the wooden spoon award in the expats awards?
Bix, are you after the wooden spoon award in the expats awards?
He is a spoon!
..actually Bix we could find you a nice picture of one to replace the King of the Jungle
Jan 24th 2004, 9:40 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by Bix
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
Modern life down under needs dual incomes and the old ideas are no longer practical. Sorry to shatter your dream.
Jan 24th 2004, 10:38 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by Bix
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
I am looking forward to getting to OZ where men are men and women are doing what they were born to do.
The UK is encouraging the female gender to rise above their station but OZ is still on the track.
They were equipped to raise the family, look after the home and tend to the needs of their hunter men but are straying from their forte.
Remember the one "Why are women married in white ? Because kitchen appliances come in white". Never a truer word.
Ladies, just leave the hard work and thinking to us and we will see you are taken care of.
Oh, and when I say men are men I dont mean like the Mardi Gras. Only one thing missing from that parade; a combine harvester going in the opposite direction.
Ah-men
Jan 24th 2004, 10:41 pm
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Re: Back to basics boys
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
I wont let him!!!!!!!
I wont let him!!!!!!!