Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
May 22nd 2005, 5:53 am
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by Don
.... and you'd better not mention ballet dancing for the sprogs....
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May 22nd 2005, 5:57 am
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by ABCDiamond
And what part of QLD and when ? 
May 22nd 2005, 6:02 am
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by kirsty&al
Why would you want to teach your sperm to do ballet
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If you Aussies call your sperm sprogs, it's a new usage and you need to alert the dictionary people.
May 22nd 2005, 6:03 am
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by Don
4 months and in truth I met more Deliverance-type upcountry hicks than chavs, but, after all, I was mostly in Queensland.
May 22nd 2005, 7:08 am
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by Don
You've got me there, all I understand by 'sprog' is child, kid, youngster, minor, shaver, nipper, small fry, tiddler, tike, tyke, nestling or my usual term ' chimp'.
If you Aussies call your sperm sprogs, it's a new usage and you need to alert the dictionary people.
If you Aussies call your sperm sprogs, it's a new usage and you need to alert the dictionary people.
I must admit I hadn't come across it until recently - but then I tend to use kids rather than sprogs.
Cheers
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PS: Having lived in a couple of places in Continental Europe, I used to get pissed off with the institutionalised corruption (and the fact that the people just seem to accept it). Do you get that problem in Austria (assuming you're still there)?
May 22nd 2005, 10:08 am
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by Don
4 months and in truth I met more Deliverance-type upcountry hicks than chavs, but, after all, I was mostly in Queensland.
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May 22nd 2005, 4:55 pm
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by mr mover
you must have come out of hibernation, is it summer in central Europe ? and you must be up an ready to Battle the Antipodean anguished, we are ready you of loose lips...... ....... mm
....... mm Yes: summer began today and I spent all day in the garden watering the grass.
May 22nd 2005, 4:59 pm
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by Don
Why are the Antipodean anguished, as such? Is it because of your 6 am - 6 pm daylight hours? Is it because of your lack of good prepared frozen food? Is it because of your dangerous cancer rates? Is it because of your paltry TimTams which are obviously not as good as Penguins or Wagon Wheels?
Yes: summer began today and I spent all day in the garden watering the grass.
Yes: summer began today and I spent all day in the garden watering the grass.
May 22nd 2005, 5:08 pm
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Have you been thrown out of the lounge today?
May 22nd 2005, 11:00 pm
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by Don
Yes: summer began today and I spent all day in the garden watering the grass.
May 23rd 2005, 12:10 pm
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by Don
Why are the Antipodean anguished, as such? Is it because of your 6 am - 6 pm daylight hours? Is it because of your lack of good prepared frozen food? Is it because of your dangerous cancer rates? Is it because of your paltry TimTams which are obviously not as good as Penguins or Wagon Wheels?
Yes: summer began today and I spent all day in the garden watering the grass.
Yes: summer began today and I spent all day in the garden watering the grass.
prehaps with with a bit of diesel oil we could improve your lawn ............ mm
May 23rd 2005, 12:41 pm
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by mr mover
Don i have some Ammonium nitrate here, great on my lawn prehaps with with a bit of diesel oil we could improve your lawn ............ mm
prehaps with with a bit of diesel oil we could improve your lawn ............ mmDon ,mate , where are you in "Central Europe"? (go find an atlas & pick a country) & we'll take it from there.......
Hope you find a hairy arsed soulmate, he's out there somewhere, hang in their mate
May 23rd 2005, 12:53 pm
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by Don
4 months and in truth I met more Deliverance-type upcountry hicks than chavs, but, after all, I was mostly in Queensland.
May 23rd 2005, 5:24 pm
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Re: Australia - a hairy-arsed place?
Originally Posted by mr mover
Don i have some Ammonium nitrate here, great on my lawn prehaps with with a bit of diesel oil we could improve your lawn ............ mm
prehaps with with a bit of diesel oil we could improve your lawn ............ mmMy lawn doesn't need blowing up, kind as your offer might be.
