Australia gets the immigrants it deserves
#46
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Well had a few free pints last night the bar staff thought is was great what the Brits where doing and could not get me money out quick enough.
Well had a few free pints last night the bar staff thought is was great what the Brits where doing and could not get me money out quick enough.
Didn't know they took moths in Perth. I'll give it a try if ever again I try a "pub".
#47
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Originally posted by Megalania
Now so desparate its "five finger discount" on Brit Draught Horse Widdle while the staff humour you with "spot the trooper"?
Didn't know they took moths in Perth. I'll give it a try if ever again I try a "pub".
Now so desparate its "five finger discount" on Brit Draught Horse Widdle while the staff humour you with "spot the trooper"?
Didn't know they took moths in Perth. I'll give it a try if ever again I try a "pub".
Spot the Aussie trooper died the death none around so took the pee out of the quality of Aussie reporters took its place and little Simons spit when down well too.
#48
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Spot the Aussie trooper died the death none around so took the pee out of the quality of Aussie reporters took its place and little Simons spit when down well too.
Spot the Aussie trooper died the death none around so took the pee out of the quality of Aussie reporters took its place and little Simons spit when down well too.
#49
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Originally posted by Megalania
So, another evening of mind altering discovers with the unedifyable, old Pig Balls?
So, another evening of mind altering discovers with the unedifyable, old Pig Balls?
#50
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Got to be beter than the mind numbing crap that the Aussie TV reporters were serving up.
Got to be beter than the mind numbing crap that the Aussie TV reporters were serving up.
#51
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Originally posted by Megalania
Couldn't crawl out the door? I thought you were nightly "helped" out.
Couldn't crawl out the door? I thought you were nightly "helped" out.
Its great crawling here the roads are paved with gold .
#52
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Its great crawling here the roads are paved with gold .
Its great crawling here the roads are paved with gold .
#53
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Originally posted by Megalania
It appears your patch is paved with fools, gold!
It appears your patch is paved with fools, gold!
#54
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
This is not far from the truth fools flock to all that glitters which is not gold.
This is not far from the truth fools flock to all that glitters which is not gold.
#55
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Originally posted by Megalania
Are you making a recovery at last?
Are you making a recovery at last?
Last edited by pommie bastard; Mar 21st 2003 at 4:39 am.
#56
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
My case is not terminal thanks to better glasses I can the golds really worthless low grade brass not worth the effort.
My case is not terminal thanks to better glasses I can the golds really worthless low grade brass not worth the effort.
#57
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Originally posted by Megalania
Brass monkeys should not count their change in their pockets, it leads to frosted glasses.
Brass monkeys should not count their change in their pockets, it leads to frosted glasses.
#58
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
No change here brass monkeys do have something lacking in most Aussies that are round in shape.
No change here brass monkeys do have something lacking in most Aussies that are round in shape.