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spartacus Aug 25th 2008 10:16 am

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 6713250)
..........we were all in the news
with our blue suede shoes
and our dancin the night away.

So we sang shang-a-lang
as we ran with the gang
doing doo wop be dooby do eh
with the jukebox playing and every body saying that
music like ours couldn't die..........................

(and humble apologies to the Bloke who has just been woken up by my singing!! :O)

Isn't life 'braw'!

busterboy Aug 25th 2008 11:32 am

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 6713543)
smurtaza, I think I speak for us all here when I say that you are well overdue for the swift kick in the nadgers that you so richly deserve.

Why poppet, have you given up the Peace Corps?

busterboy Aug 25th 2008 11:32 am

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 6714450)
Isn't life 'braw'!

Fan-tas-tic!

asher Aug 25th 2008 11:49 am

Re: Australia
 
smurtaza i was looking forward to you turning your attentions to Oz and finally here you are!
however I am very disapointed your contribution is paltry!! I was expecting you to be living in Sydney, Melbourne and Canberra with a sister/aunt in Tasmania and be working in Adelaide, Perth and Darwin with a holiday home in Cairns, Brissie and Townsville.

Do you think you could stop sniffing Campbells soup long enough to make a proper stab at it? put some effort into it please and not this pathetic half assed attempt at such a small area:rofl:

DunRoaminTheUK Aug 25th 2008 12:01 pm

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 6713543)
smurtaza, I think I speak for us all here when I say that you are well overdue for the swift kick in the nadgers that you so richly deserve.

You don't speak for me. Personally, I'd prefer to opt for anything on this list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_prank

busterboy Aug 25th 2008 12:02 pm

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK (Post 6714752)
You don't speak for me. Personally, I'd prefer to opt for anything on this list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_prank

WEDGIE, WEDGIE, WEDGIE!!

DunRoaminTheUK Aug 25th 2008 12:20 pm

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6714753)
WEDGIE, WEDGIE, WEDGIE!!

I was surprised that 'posting' wasn't mentioned. Many an underpant was shredded at my school through the use of this cruel and unusual but very funny torture method.

Kooky. Aug 25th 2008 12:25 pm

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 6713543)
smurtaza, I think I speak for us all here when I say that you are well overdue for the swift kick in the nadgers that you so richly deserve.

No way. It may well be an indication that I need to get out more, but I always look forward to reading smurtaza's posts and thinking - I'll have some of what he's on, please.

(I still say he's a bored housewife from Wapping.)

Vash the Stampede Aug 25th 2008 5:52 pm

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6714667)
Why poppet, have you given up the Peace Corps?

No, they expelled me for shoving. :eek:

busterboy Aug 25th 2008 8:15 pm

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 6715309)
No, they expelled me for shoving. :eek:

I heard it was for a serious wedgie assault on an annoying fibber!

mb_jg Aug 26th 2008 5:36 am

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6715580)
I heard it was for a serious wedgie assault on an annoying fibber!

GUYS GUYS GUYS......this dumb fool is a SADIST. He has sparked off a topic & is sitting back & laughing looking at everyone react. I say we just ignore him..completely.
We had 7pages of responses to something that's probably not even true! Let's use that energy to help members who are genuinely in need.
The more we react to SMURTUZA's stupidity the more he will continue writing fake stuff about & irritate us.

ugacrew Aug 26th 2008 5:40 am

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by mb_jg (Post 6717229)
GUYS GUYS GUYS......this dumb fool is a SADIST. He has sparked off a topic & is sitting back & laughing looking at everyone react. I say we just ignore him..completely.
We had 7pages of responses to something that's probably not even true! Let's use that energy to help members who are genuinely in need.
The more we react to SMURTUZA's stupidity the more he will continue writing fake stuff about & irritate us.

I recommend a thorough hijack of this thread like yesterday! So how did Hawthorn Hawks fare this season? Who was on top the ladder?

Kooky. Aug 26th 2008 11:02 am

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by mb_jg (Post 6717229)
GUYS GUYS GUYS......this dumb fool is a SADIST. He has sparked off a topic & is sitting back & laughing looking at everyone react. I say we just ignore him..completely.
We had 7pages of responses to something that's probably not even true! Let's use that energy to help members who are genuinely in need.
The more we react to SMURTUZA's stupidity the more he will continue writing fake stuff about & irritate us.

But it's fun :confused:

spartacus Aug 26th 2008 11:10 am

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by mb_jg (Post 6717229)
GUYS GUYS GUYS......this dumb fool is a SADIST. He has sparked off a topic & is sitting back & laughing looking at everyone react. I say we just ignore him..completely.
We had 7pages of responses to something that's probably not even true! Let's use that energy to help members who are genuinely in need.
The more we react to SMURTUZA's stupidity the more he will continue writing fake stuff about & irritate us.

She(?) said, completely unable to ignore him herself.

Whose genuinely in need? By virtue of having a computer and elastictrickery to enable it to work, along with idle time on our hands to post drivel on an ex-pats forum, I feel few of us are genuinely in need of anything other than a swift kick in the pants. And anyways, I'm suffering from 'compassion fatigue'. I feel quite light-headed.


Originally Posted by Seasider (Post 6718273)
But it's fun :confused:

Parp!

busterboy Aug 26th 2008 12:42 pm

Re: Australia
 

Originally Posted by Seasider (Post 6718273)
But it's fun :confused:


Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 6718289)
She(?) said, completely unable to ignore him herself.

Whose genuinely in need? By virtue of having a computer and elastictrickery to enable it to work, along with idle time on our hands to post drivel on an ex-pats forum, I feel few of us are genuinely in need of anything other than a swift kick in the pants. And anyways, I'm suffering from 'compassion fatigue'. I feel quite light-headed.



Parp!

I'm with you too, I enjoy Smartaza. He is an international Man/Woman of Mystery. I think he may be another of Ray's many personas.

My compassion is at a near dry stage at the moment. I am leaving what little I have for someone worthwhile.


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