Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 6709099)

I'm thinking of making him a Mod......

Originally Posted by Centurion (Post 6711138)

OK OK. Has anyone else got images of the OP. I'm personally leaning toward the fat middle aged bloke living with him Mum in a basement at the age of 47.

Originally Posted by Centurion (Post 6711138)

OK OK. Has anyone else got images of the OP. I'm personally leaning toward the fat middle aged bloke living with him Mum in a basement at the age of 47.

Originally Posted by rabsody (Post 6703456)

Oi I heard that!!! :curse::lol:

Originally Posted by smurtaza (Post 6700442)

Hi,

THE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE CAMBELL’S SOUP BECAUSE IT’S SO FRIGGIN HUMID BUT I DON'T MIND AS I LOVE CAMBELL'S SOUP, ALTHOUGH I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE THAT LOVELY PUMPKIN SOUP THEY DO IN COLES. SO IF ANY OF YOU SMELL OF PUMPKIN SOUP THEN PLEASE MAKE YOURSELVES KNOWN BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BEAT A GOOD NIBBLE ON A LADY'S PUMPKIN !

I DON’T THINK I NEED TO GO ON —- DO I? BUT I WILL ANYWAY, I LOVE MAKING UP POSTS LIKE THESE TO GET ATTENTION. I LOVE PRETENDING THAT I LIVE IN ALL OF THE COUNTRIES THAT I SLAG OFF BECAUSE I COULD NEVER LIVE IN THEM IN REAL LIFE.

I LOVE ASKING ABOUT THE FREEBIES I CAN GET IN VARIOUS COUNTRIES BECAUSE MY MIDDLE NAME IS SPONGE, I SOAK UP WHAT I CAN GET WHICH DOES INCLUDE CAMPBELLS SOUP OR PUMPKIN IF SOME LUCKY LADY WOULD LET ME NIBBLE ON IT.

NOW YOU SEE MYSELF, I SMELL OF TOMATO SOUP AND THAT IS NOT ALWAYS ATTRACTIVE AND I TRY TO PICK OUT THE GREEN BITS FROM MY TEETH AND NOT SMELL TOO MUCH BUT IT IS HARD WHEN YOU CANT WASH. UNLESS SOMEONE GIVES ME SOME FREE SOAP THEN I CANT WASH.

NOW I AM OFF TO TUG ON MY MANHOOD AND INTRODUCE IT TO MRS PALM AND HER FIVE LOVELY DAUGHTERS

Thanks

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6708810)

Didn't he once spend his gap year goat herding with an Inca tribe, whilst perfecting his risotto menu in the forests of Katmandu?

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 6711591)

Some say that he once killed a man with a guitar string.

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6711598)

There are those who say beneath his coat there are wings.

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 6711605)

They stopped trying to hold him with mortar, stone and chain.

He broke out of every prison.

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6711610)

Some say they fear him
Others admire him
Because he steals his promise
One look in his eye
Everyone denies
Ever having met him....


.....The Enigma....Smurtaza.....

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 6711615)

:thumbup:

He sang shang-a-lang
as he ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do eye

;)

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6711620)

We were groovin', we were movin'
Pussy footin' and a bootin' it 'round
We were boppin' it, we were hoppin' it
Really jumpin' to the shang-a-lang sound


Are you trying to say that he is Tam Paton? Aghast.

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6711620)

We were groovin', we were movin'
Pussy footin' and a bootin' it 'round
We were boppin' it, we were hoppin' it
Really jumpin' to the shang-a-lang sound
.