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DeadVim Dec 13th 2011 7:18 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by chris955 (Post 9787439)
I can beat that, been here since 1962 on and off and it still annoys the hell out of me. :D

An unbeatable combination of aggression, over-confidence and stupidity around here.

Hold on, does this just apply to driving? ;) :D

chris955 Dec 13th 2011 7:19 pm

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:rofl::thumbsup:


Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9787496)
An unbeatable combination of aggression, over-confidence and stupidity around here.

Hold on, does this just apply to driving? ;) :D


spartacus Dec 13th 2011 7:29 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 
Been here coming up 5 years and the standard of driving is without doubt my biggest source of annoyance . . . too many ****wit incidents to mention, but speeding up to prevent others changing lanes REALLY ****s me off.

sonlymewalter Dec 13th 2011 7:37 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9787451)
I'm an absolutely shite driver as I have the concentration span of a newt so I love driving here. I just jump in my automatic landrover and point - like a cruise missile. I think there's only Oz and Egypt where my driving would be acceptable.

:D

Family of 3 Dec 13th 2011 7:38 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 
As with discussions about costs here and the crap TV, go and live in Singapore for a while.

Someone tries to kill me on the roads here about once a month on average; there it was closer to once a day.

discobay Dec 13th 2011 7:39 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 
I can't stand drivers who drive with one hand and hold their water bottle/burger/french fries in the other. Often I slow to a crawl because some inconsiderate twat is too busy eating or drinking to be able to indicate or stay in lane. And they want foreign drivers to resit the driving test.

Prudi Dec 13th 2011 7:58 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by garys (Post 9787420)
The majority will refuse to slow down to let you in even when giving plenty of notice. Again most will refuse to stop to allow you out of a junction even when the traffic is crawling and most annoyingly if you let them in they simply refuse to acknowledge the favour. A minor gripe but hey have some manners on the roads folks.

You'll like this...

When I learnt to drive in the UK, I was told "if in slow-moving traffic, try not to block junctions". When I mentioned this to the instructor when I was having refresher lessons here in Perth, I was told not to do that as, "It will make the people behind you angry and might cause road rage. Noone expects you to do it."

Tramps_mate Dec 13th 2011 7:59 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9787451)
I'm an absolutely shite driver as I have the concentration span of a newt so I love driving here. I just jump in my automatic landrover and point - like a cruise missile. I think there's only Oz and Egypt where my driving would be acceptable.

What colour is it?

So I know to steer clear of you in Mackay!! :)

sonlymewalter Dec 13th 2011 8:03 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by Tramps_mate (Post 9787549)
What colour is it?

So I know to steer clear of you in Mackay!! :)

a browny camel colour......

bingobob777 Dec 13th 2011 8:57 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 
It fu**cks me right off that the "highways" have speed limits as low as 80km/hr, it fu**s me off even more when Bruce sits in the outside lane in his Toyota Prado dawdling along at 65km/hr obvlivious to the world.

As someone said, be sober and under the limit and no one cares what else you do.

Oh for the days of making sure you stayed under 90mph.

Alfresco Dec 13th 2011 8:57 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by neil248 (Post 9787443)
I think that something like 75% of cars here are automatic which means people dont actually drive, rather point the car roughly in the direction they want to go and proceed completely oblivious to anything going on around them.

In the Uk the proportion is the other way round. With a manual car you at least have to pay some attention and be a little bit more aware.

In Qld at least the authorities really don't care how you drive as long as you are under the speed and alchohol limit. If they did care then driver training would be far more stringent. There would also be some sort of MOT test

Another thing is 4 litre standard car and 200 horsepower with rear wheel drive and 18yr old driver is not really a happy mix.


Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9787432)
Driving is the single thing I dislike about living here.

It probably gets better in other places around Oz but here driving is a chore and a constant source of annoyance.

The thing is, most of the hassle is avoidable with a bit of patience, respect and common sense.

3 months eh? I've been here nearly 7 years and it still winds me up.


Sydney was an eye opener :blink:

Brisbane is tame compared to.

spartacus Dec 13th 2011 9:07 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by bingobob777 (Post 9787628)
It fu**cks me right off that the "highways" have speed limits as low as 80km/hr, it fu**s me off even more when Bruce sits in the outside lane in his Toyota Prado dawdling along at 65km/hr obvlivious to the world.

As someone said, be sober and under the limit and no one cares what else you do.

Oh for the days of making sure you stayed under 90mph.

Why is it always some prick in a 4x4?

I passed some bloke today on the Gateway, driving a Landcruiser, driverside window down, with his leg out of the window resting on the wingmirror . . .

roaringmouse Dec 13th 2011 9:16 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by bingobob777 (Post 9787628)
As someone said, be sober and under the limit and no one cares what else you do.

Sober? In Victoria, they're only about to ban people drinking a beer while driving (a "tradie traveller").

Wendy Dec 13th 2011 9:24 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by Prudi (Post 9787545)
You'll like this...

When I learnt to drive in the UK, I was told "if in slow-moving traffic, try not to block junctions". When I mentioned this to the instructor when I was having refresher lessons here in Perth, I was told not to do that as, "It will make the people behind you angry and might cause road rage. Noone expects you to do it."

Not what I was told when I learnt to drive in South Australia :blink:

Although maybe this is why I always end up shouting at interstate drivers...Victorian drivers are worst :huh: :D

DeadVim Dec 13th 2011 9:45 pm

Re: Aussie drivers
 

Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 9787629)
Sydney was an eye opener :blink:

Brisbane is tame compared to.

How about lasers being shone into eyes and shots fired on a freeway?

And this was just last night on part of the horror that is the Pacific Motorway

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/quee...214-1oumz.html

We were probably 30 minutes behind this madness.

Phil Down Under And Up His Arse doesn't cover this kind of thing ...


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