Not a bad first session, just one error and an almost decent score by lunch.

Can someone tell me why that dickh#@d Peter Siddle is wearing sunblock on his lips, he looks like he's trying to be white-lipped monkey boy himself, and all under floodlights. Hello?

So, here's the thread, can we beat the twats?

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Which ones are the twats?

What mate??? This is an Expats website, right, I've been around a lot longer than you so perhaps you don't get it?

C'MON ENGLAND!

I thought you were Aussie, sorry.

I talk like one sometimes = no worries KP
149/2 right about now

155/2

I hope the Ozzies beat those Saesneg Twats

9 series to 1 in last 10; 34 tests won to 10 in last 10 series including this; even if this one was lost, does that answer your question?

4/181 not Pommie way of 181/4

It's only in Oz they say it that way (wickets/runs). The rest of world says it the other way around, no?

I've never really understood why. The only thing I can come up with is that it allows the runs column on TV scorecards to look 'right'.

HEY SIDDLE.............where ur sunblock gone ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/8213198.stm

People like you make me glad my kids don't do sport.

We've always given wickets then runs, done it for over 130 years; guess the other's just followed the 'mother country'.

One thing always puzzled me in soccer, English commentator would say a team is 'defending the goal to the left' whereas most Aussies would say you are 'attacking the goal to the right'.

OP's gone quiet!

Nice one Broadie!

Nice one Broadie!