Cheetah7

I am now laughing very loudly, please stop it or I shall wet my knicks.

manxfamily

Ahh Im glas to be a pleasure to the one who gives so much to BE.,

Maybe I too have earned the right to be in the next story from the Pro Princess

Cheetah7

You most certainly have, all stories are in my blog now and the next one has your name on it.

How does Cliff Richard wipe himself if he shits through a bag?

Does his bum still have a purpose? Can he still fart or does he do it in the bag?

Because well you know, if he farts in the bag, he can inflate it with gas.

The questions are endless.

manxfamily

And if he doesnt fart... then is he wired for sound (effects!)

Mrs JFW

My laptop crashed there for a moment.....very weird

I promise not to blaspheme about sir cliffs colostomy bag!!

Cheetah7

But there are so many questions about Cliff that I need to know.

Does his bum hole still have a purpose or is it sewn up and resembles a starfish in shape but 'no entry' kind of thing?

What happens if he has a curry? I mean, that bag could fall off.

We all have days where we go to the loo a few more times than others.

(scratches head)

I don't know.

Cliff, if you're reading this, please tell me.

As for Celine Dion, well Im sorry, but no, just no.

Mrs JFW

I think all that is part of his mystery...... anyway manx will find out all the details soon enough.

manxfamily

Looks like some sort of gate

manxfamily

Ive got it on mute to add to the excitement of not knowing what they are building. - its the only way to watch New Yankee Workshop

Mrs JFW

what?..... his colostomy?

manxfamily

I think its a flagpole how f****in patriotic