Bix

I just bin rupted

Phoenixuk2oz

Ooooo sounds painful Bix.......did it hurt??

Bix

Now now you know I meant bankrupted.

The only time I bin truly rupted was when I had the snip and then I was walking around with a wheelbarrow for 2 weeks
But musn't say too much about that or will scare JD off

Phoenixuk2oz

Are you braggin or complaining Bixxy. Most fellas don't want the swellin to go down

Bix

Hey EM,

I know you accountants are good at massaging figures and creative accountancy but in my calendar Xmas is in December.
On that basis do you think you got his date right ?

This is a bit of a set up for JD

Bix

Wrong part of the anatomy - it was the dog licking bits :scared:

ABCDiamond

December + 9 months = September

Phoenixuk2oz

LOL........

funny innit but if fellas could lick their own "bits" then they'd never go out at night!!

Elaine M

Glad to see you're on the ball ABC

Elaine

karenvirginia

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bix
I must be getting predictable Elaine

Your talk of birthdays has reminded me of a coincidence in my life as my sons were both born on 12 May two years apart.


hi bix, may 12th is my wedding anniversay!
kar

karenvirginia

the wierdest coincidence occurred when we first arrived here in september. it was around 3am and we were in sydney having had a brilliant boozy night out with some pals we met on our last visit, said goodnight, commenting on the fact they were the only people we knew in oz (except for my brother)
we flagged two cabs down, they crossed the road and went one way we got in the back of the other and i gave the driver our destination address. he said "is that you, karen?" and i suddenly knew his voice and said "is that you, steve?"
well, he was a cab driver in birmingham 25 years ago and i knew him all those years ago when i worked for TOA taxis.
very strange!

:scared:

Jack The Lad

Why do you think I dont go out much?

Bix

OOOOOPS
Now you know why I am not an accountant

Hey Karen, 12 May is becoming an eventful day too then Any more out there ?

Marlo

This coincidence happened to a friend, it sounds far fetched but it is true, some of you may remember a programme years ago which Frank Bruno done called "People like this", (I think that`s the name of it), Anyway get to the point.......friend owned his own salon but was going through a divorce, sold salon and went to work at the Hilton hotel as a hairdresser, he worked there with another guy for 3 months, other bloke asked him to cut his hair, which was dyed blonde. When he was cutting his hair, he commented just how dark his natural colour was, very much like his own, jokingly he asked "have you got any foreign blood in you"?, to which bloke replied "yes my mums Italian". Now I must point out that my friend had been adopted as a baby and had tried in vein to find his real mother, yes you`ve guessed it he`d been working with his half-brother, it still send shivers down my spine, what are the odds on that and for a sibling to do the same job as you? He not only met his real mother but he has a half-sister too.

Phoenixuk2oz

Careful JD.........you'll go blind!!