LOL...I am sitting here cracking up laughing....this is one of the funniest things I have seen on this site for a while now...

Thanks you guys....hehehe

If only he looked like Nigel Harman......sigh

Fickle, how rude. I'm an honest guy into the scene, I thought this web site was for people to share their emigrating experiences???

Slick

Gawd...if he did...I would definatly be up for playing......... Oh, never mind....

Hels

Me too, I went to the locker room for 5 mins and this thread has grown 2 pages in the meantime LOL

Lucy, love the straight as a ruler bit!! I'm missing the athletics for this!!

Walla

queue the soundtrack to the muppet show please.........................

OMG this is one of the funniest threads I have ever read !!!!

Mate..."straight as a ruler" means the opposite of being "bent".

A ruler is a measuring devices that you use at school to draw lines with - usually straight ones.

Lucyb means that once you see her (because she's a babe) you will be reminded that you a man and that men "normally" should be chasing women (in a more than friendly way)

OMG I am probably pushing the boundaries of forum decorum with this reply hahahha but what the hell

Heyyyy....I can do that!!! Its the ringtone on my mobile....

And here he is...this is the most flattering picture I could find (Im in for a beating tonight...spanky!)

F**K, F**K, F**K. Oh well back to work!!!!!!!!

Did u like my sign in name - Slick (or not so!!!!!)

Carry on chatting ladies, My wife seems to be married to this forum.

Later............

Did you get the name SLICK from all that crap you put in your hair every morning?

What picture!!!!1

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Will you two get a room!!!!!

YES BACK TO WORK!!! I want a brand new 4X4 when we get to oz, and if I dont get it? Ill thream and thream until Im thick.

L
xx