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Forum: The Barbie
Jun 23rd 2007, 3:14 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

What's the difference between a social worker and a pitt bull terrier?
At least you can get...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 23rd 2007, 3:06 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 1st 2007, 10:32 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

blonde joke
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was...
Forum: The Barbie
May 17th 2007, 7:54 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........


I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a...
Forum: The Barbie
May 13th 2007, 2:21 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

A man and his wife decide to play golf but neither is very good so they sign up for lessons.

The man goes to his lesson first. The instructor says, "Show me your swing so I can evaluate you." The...
Forum: The Barbie
May 13th 2007, 2:19 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
...
Forum: The Barbie
May 13th 2007, 2:17 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

one day a hippy gets on a bus full of nuns. he looks around and see's
one that is looking particularily good. after he popped a stiffy he went up
to the nun and said I want to fu** you.

No...
Forum: The Barbie
May 12th 2007, 6:40 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

Three guys go to see a witch doctor about their problems.

One has a smoking problem, one is an alcholic and one is gay but wants to change.

The docter puts a curse on them that if any of them...
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 10:23 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something so small?"
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 10:16 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
"Having car trouble?"
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 10:13 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight.
...
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 10:11 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

Paddy and Mick worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton...
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 10:08 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

Jock was out working the field when a barnstormer landed.

"I'll give you an airplane ride for £5," said the pilot.

"Sorry, cannae afford it," replied Jock.

"Tell you what," said the pilot,...
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 10:02 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons.

My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we obviously decided to call him George." ...
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 10:00 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

POW's

A plane was shot down over Iraq and Saddam Hussein captured a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Australian.

Saddam says "I'm not as cruel as George Bush says I am You will be given 50...
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 9:53 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

St. Patrick

An Irish man is sitting in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walked in.

The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch...
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 9:48 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

Claudia Schiffer

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was...
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 9:38 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at...
Forum: The Barbie
May 11th 2007, 9:35 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,227
Posted By borehamwood

Re: jokes

Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.

One asked, "What are you up to, Mate?"

Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."

"Oh yeah ... and what route are you...
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