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Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 21st 2013, 1:23 pm

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Resetting The Password

"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 20th 2013, 11:50 pm

Replies: 547

a joke

Views: 75,371

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Wife: I have some good news and some bad news.
Husband: What's the good news?
Wife: The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000.
Husband: Wow! That's wonderful! What's the bad news?...

Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 20th 2013, 11:32 pm

Replies: 547

a joke

Views: 75,371

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Understanding Engineers #2
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog,...

Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 20th 2013, 11:30 pm

Replies: 547

a joke

Views: 75,371

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Understanding Engineers #!
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking...

Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 20th 2013, 3:18 pm

Replies: 547

a joke

Views: 75,371

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The Canadian Medical Association has weighed in on Ontario's new health care package.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves....

Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 20th 2013, 3:12 pm

Replies: 547

a joke

Views: 75,371

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10376714/37st-man-forced-to-pay-for-two-seats-on-jet-finds-they-are-rows-apart.html

Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 20th 2013, 2:55 pm

Replies: 547

a joke

Views: 75,371

Posted By montreal mike

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novo, maybe you like these better?

Confucius Says:

It is ok to let a fool kiss you,
But don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say:

Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 18th 2013, 8:29 pm

Replies: 547

a joke

Views: 75,371

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IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE!

PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW...

Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 18th 2013, 3:53 pm

Replies: 547

a joke

Views: 75,371

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Sexual Encounters Between a Capacitor and in Inductor…

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up...

Forum: The Maple Leaf

Nov 18th 2013, 3:51 pm

Replies: 547

a joke

Views: 75,371

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Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix.

Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made...

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