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Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 4:24 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Everyone know's about U2's Bono and his work in Africa. Last week at a concert, he told the crowd to quiet down and listen to him. He stood there and clapped his hands once every 4 seconds. He then...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 4:23 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot
when they collide.


The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry. I'm looking for my wife and I
guess I wasn't paying...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 2nd 2007, 4:22 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

A doctor told an overweight man to eat for 2 days and skip the 3rd day for 2 weeks and he would lose at least 5 pounds.

When he called back to the doctor 2 weeks later he had lost 60 pounds. The...
Forum: The Barbie
May 30th 2007, 6:58 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street...
Forum: The Barbie
May 30th 2007, 6:56 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to
> > him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had
> > sex.
> >
> > "Tarzan not know sex" he replied....
Forum: The Barbie
May 30th 2007, 6:43 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

> 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby
>in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
>dress, and began to take off her underwear....
Forum: The Barbie
May 30th 2007, 6:42 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one, and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing...
Forum: The Barbie
May 28th 2007, 4:35 pm
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

A bloke's wife goes missing while holidaying on the West Australian coast while they were diving. He spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at...
Forum: The Barbie
May 26th 2007, 2:44 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Dear Alcohol,

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're...
Forum: The Barbie
May 21st 2007, 6:17 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

I lost that years ago.
Forum: The Barbie
May 21st 2007, 5:49 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

:omg_smile:


http://www.barbarawood.com/guestbook/images/smilies/pukeface.gif
Forum: The Barbie
May 21st 2007, 5:41 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

excellento !!
Forum: The Barbie
May 21st 2007, 5:03 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

:beer: a few too many of these ?

:lol:
Forum: The Barbie
May 21st 2007, 4:54 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

dont fix it if it aint broke !!

:D
Forum: The Barbie
May 15th 2007, 8:33 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Fun while shopping at Tesco's

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in...
Forum: The Barbie
May 12th 2007, 5:53 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

1. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.

2. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.

3. When watching TV hugging...
Forum: The Barbie
May 12th 2007, 5:52 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

Three Labrador Retrievers-one brown, one yellow and one black were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So...
Forum: The Barbie
May 8th 2007, 8:28 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

2000 POSTS WITH A JOKE LIKE THAT :mad:


You should be ashamed of yourself :rofl: :rofl:
Forum: The Barbie
May 8th 2007, 6:25 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

I have 2 dogs and I was buying a large bag of Pedigree in Safeway and was standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting...
Forum: The Barbie
May 8th 2007, 6:23 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

An oldie, but still funny.
Forum: The Barbie
May 7th 2007, 1:01 pm
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

The Germans are not amused. :rofl:
Forum: The Barbie
May 7th 2007, 12:58 pm
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

A poll for the fella's out there :

This is the male sensitivity test.

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin...
Forum: The Barbie
May 7th 2007, 12:56 pm
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread!

The Pastor's Ass:

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.

The local paper...
Forum: The Barbie
May 7th 2007, 6:20 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Re: Monday funny

Youre no fun at all :mad:
Forum: The Barbie
May 4th 2007, 9:05 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 115,225
Posted By furkew

Burmarsh Earthquake appeal

An earthquake measuring 4.7 on the Richter scale hit Romney Marsh this morning.
The epicentre was Folkestone. Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "Bang out of order" "Standard" "Jog on"...
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