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Forum: Australia

Aug 28th 2004, 12:45 am

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Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By jad n rich

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Practise an aussie social life. Stay home sunday to Thrusday these are week nights. Friday let rip, armed with $5.95 pizza coupons don your finest shorts and flanno, no shoes necessary, and line...

Forum: Australia

Aug 27th 2004, 11:55 pm

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By jad n rich

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Take an aussie holiday. Pick a destination about 3000 miles away but one that is strikingly similar to the small town you already live in, ensure it has a rellie in place, aunt, cous, or MIL will...

Forum: Australia

Aug 27th 2004, 11:36 pm

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By jad n rich

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Rename the said room "the media room" this will keep you up with the Joneses, sorry Ramsays.

Forum: Australia

Aug 26th 2004, 8:05 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By jad n rich

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You must hang out with people you knew in primary school, your best mate from Pialba Kindy was your best man and you married his sister, all the bridesmaids knew each other in High. The bloke you...

Forum: Australia

Aug 26th 2004, 7:19 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By jad n rich

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Rename your mates Spaz, Spew, Pig, Bonghead, Mullet, Wanga, Crusha etc

Or in the case of a bloke just add AZZA to the end, Jazza, spazza, bazza etc.

For a girl, add LENE to the end, Ashlene,...

Forum: Australia

Aug 26th 2004, 3:49 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Views: 30,885

Posted By jad n rich

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Beach tips, totally ignore why 3000 aussies are swimming in the 50 metre stretch of sea surrounded by shark nets and red and yellow flags. Find yourself a nice deserted stretch all to yourself, look...

Forum: Australia

Aug 26th 2004, 3:25 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Views: 30,885

Posted By jad n rich

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Prepare your kids, make them the school nerd by convincing yourself that aussie kids dont have playstations, give all the kids electronics to the charity shop before you leave. Make sure they can...

Forum: Australia

Aug 26th 2004, 3:02 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Views: 30,885

Posted By jad n rich

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Take your UK pay check, throw 30-50% of it in the bin, ring inland revenue and dontate another 10% just to cover yourself taxwise, now give your local hospital $2000 a year just in case you get sick,...

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