A Suitable Gift?
Aug 4th 2017, 7:49 pm
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Aug 4th 2017, 8:11 pm
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Aug 6th 2017, 4:39 pm
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Aug 7th 2017, 6:39 pm
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Court Martial Proceedings against Coffeeman. Result: Prison sentence of 6 months, suspended for 2 years. Any further Jaffa Cake transgressions will invite decapitation.
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Court Martial Proceedings against Coffeeman. Result: Prison sentence of 6 months, suspended for 2 years. Any further Jaffa Cake transgressions will invite decapitation.
Court Martial Proceedings against Nutek. Proceedings dismissed due to lack of evidence.
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Aug 7th 2017, 6:43 pm
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Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation.
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Aug 7th 2017, 6:45 pm
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Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation.
All agents required to suspend cake eating for 1 hour, and report in.
Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation.
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Aug 7th 2017, 6:50 pm
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Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation.
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Aug 7th 2017, 6:54 pm
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Aug 7th 2017, 6:58 pm
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
This question reheats a confectionery conundrum first raised in 1991. A tax is charged on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on cakes. The manufacturer, McVities, had always categorised them as cakes and to boost their revenue the tax authorities wanted them recategorised as biscuits.
A legal case was fought in front of a brilliant adjudicator, Mr D C Potter. For McVities, this produced a sweet result. The Jaffa Cake has both cake-like qualities and biscuit-like qualities, but Mr Potter's verdict was that, on balance, a Jaffa Cake is a cake.
A legal case was fought in front of a brilliant adjudicator, Mr D C Potter. For McVities, this produced a sweet result. The Jaffa Cake has both cake-like qualities and biscuit-like qualities, but Mr Potter's verdict was that, on balance, a Jaffa Cake is a cake.