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Old Feb 18th 2014, 8:07 am
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Originally Posted by berserk
family forum?

i can tell you that's not true!
Just google "girthy 10 inch manhood" and I'm sure you'll find something to your liking.
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Old Feb 18th 2014, 8:31 am
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no thanks.
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My mum had this happen a few times on her street. If it's any help the police told her they had noticed it was the pentecostal churches in her area that attracted those types. Might be time to talk to the local pastor
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Old Feb 18th 2014, 10:14 am
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the crime is?
illegal display of manhood?
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Originally Posted by berserk
the crime is?
illegal display of manhood?
Owning a white fluffy dressing gown....
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Old Feb 18th 2014, 11:34 am
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Originally Posted by berserk
the crime is?
illegal display of manhood?
Man waxing.
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Old Feb 18th 2014, 11:49 am
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not all men are hairy u know
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.

DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!

My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
Ooops sorry about that,couldn't remember what house i was staying in
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Old Feb 18th 2014, 6:17 pm
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Ooops sorry about that,couldn't remember what house i was staying in
But you're a woman.
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Originally Posted by berserk
But you're a woman.
Only when i'm being dumb
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Old Feb 18th 2014, 7:20 pm
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Rubs the lotion on its skin
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.

DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!

My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
I think he was doing something with somebody who he shouldn't of been doing it with. The husbands unexpectedly come home and he's had to....
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
Our own road, but he was not a familiar face.
'Fess up. It was not his face you were looking at.
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Originally Posted by Dorothy
I'm pretty sure his face isn't what you were looking at.
Rats. I just went and said that again.
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Old Feb 19th 2014, 12:25 am
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Originally Posted by BEVS
Rats. I just went and said that again.
Yes, but it is probably what a lot of people are thinking. I DID look at his face, until I was somewhat distracted by the appendage.
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