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Old May 5th 2012, 2:57 pm   #5701
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couldn't give a flying F%^k Much as it pains me to say it, Chavski to win just so them thieving scousers only go home with some stolen goods
Hey, watch your language - the only thief today was that ref who refused Naaaaawich the pens that would have taken 'em way clear in the match.

Who cares about the FA Cup anyway?
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Old May 5th 2012, 3:09 pm   #5702
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Hey, watch your language - the only thief today was that ref who refused Naaaaawich the pens that would have taken 'em way clear in the match.

Who cares about the FA Cup anyway?
Ah-So oh blue nosed one where ya been?
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Ah-So oh blue nosed one where ya been?
Nowhere - yous were the jetsetting ones, did you get used to the Oz ways? Kick-offs in the wee hours?
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Nowhere - yous were the jetsetting ones, did you get used to the Oz ways? Kick-offs in the wee hours?
that's what I'm not looking forward to still West Indies at cricket and Euros to come before I need to worry about that
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Was so good today to spend the afternoon drinking and watching football, multitude of thanks to my best friend for helping it work so well
Chelsea winning was the icing on the cake, my niece is in heaven!!!!
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Been a lovely morning here in Notts. Sun shining, albeit a bit chilly for May, got the lawns mown, front hedge cut (ROMFT managing to cut the wire on the hedge trimmers for the FOURTH time(actually I think it may be more as he did it twice in one day once), kids been out on their bikes and to the park with friends and we are planning a bike ride after lunch.

I have put the washing on the line, so you can pretty much guarantee t'will rain later

5 days left to organise the kids birthday party (and mine )
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... as am I well something has to go right sooner or later doesn't it!
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... as am I well something has to go right sooner or later doesn't it!
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Only been back a day and a Brisbane bus driver has already managed to get up my nose!!
Jumped up twerp who looks about 25, she had the nerve to tell me as I got off the bus that she hoped my "kids give me a good Mothers Day cos I look tired enough to need it" I stared at her in bewilderment & said "I don't have kids" only to be told that it was "a shame" and maybe I "could adopt some" Like its any of her business!

Wouldn't happen in England
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Jumped up twerp who looks about 25, she had the nerve to tell me as I got off the bus that she hoped my "kids give me a good Mothers Day cos I look tired enough to need it" I stared at her in bewilderment & said "I don't have kids" only to be told that it was "a shame" and maybe I "could adopt some" Like its any of her business!

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I think she actually said 'grandchildren'
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I think she actually said 'grandchildren'
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Naa he's a pussy cat really
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Ahhh you couldn't make it up, could you........

Solitary witch on a mountain top in pitch darkness, muttering, burning incense, three candles alight on her back porch, sign on the porch saying "The Witch is in", busy putting out bits of apples for the local possum brigade who are lurking at the bottom of the steps.........

Strange geeky-looking student appears at the foot of the steps, muttering "i'm looking for the bloke next door" ....

One candle shoots a tongue of flame heavenward and three small furry animals dart straight between the bloke's legs and up the steps for their dinner.

By the time I could ask him "Do I LOOK like the bloke next door?" he'd run screaming across the garden yelling "don't let the critters get me" and disappeared into the night .......



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Ahhh you couldn't make it up, could you........

Solitary witch on a mountain top in pitch darkness, muttering, burning incense, three candles alight on her back porch, sign on the porch saying "The Witch is in", busy putting out bits of apples for the local possum brigade who are lurking at the bottom of the steps.........

Strange geeky-looking student appears at the foot of the steps, muttering "i'm looking for the bloke next door" ....

One candle shoots a tongue of flame heavenward and three small furry animals dart straight between the bloke's legs and up the steps for their dinner.

By the time I could ask him "Do I LOOK like the bloke next door?" he'd run screaming across the garden yelling "don't let the critters get me" and disappeared into the night .......



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