Originally Posted by northernbird

I had my ears syringed once and it perforated my eardrum. It wasn't nice.

I am hoping that despite living in the most miserable, boring City in the world that I still have enough of a sense of humour to realise that creature was joshing with me!

Nobody could upset me tonight because i have had my first bath in 6 years this evening and I am a chillaxed bird

Originally Posted by Cheetah7

I think it should remain Perth, but Rockingham hasnt had a bashing for a few days has it?

And if possible, could we have the 'I want rolling hills and culture' type threads followed by 'I have seen more culture in a yoghurt pot'

Then we can have someone post 'If you want greenery, go to Denmark or Marg. River'

Then someone can predictably post the rolley eyes smilie and say 'Our hills roll better in England'

Then people come along with popcorn, throw it at one another, Bruce and Sheila can come along and tell us all how secretly miserable we all are, Grayling can tell us all that we are clinically depressed, then Moneypenny can brag about her koalas and kookaburras when Bruce and Sheila moan about the lack of wildlife, you can talk about your bushfires and I will tell the world I am getting a waxing.

And whilst that is going on, Dorothy and Eddie can do crowd control and Gobbyjock can round up the tartan army.

Then the thread gets closed.