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Feb 8th 2013, 5:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

You can share one gun if you want, but I think we each need a gun.

It is our right to own a gun...so best to get one. Just to be safe best to get a few.

Feb 8th 2013, 5:54 pm

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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...

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You can share one gun if you want, but I think we each need a gun.

Ahh a socialist gun.

Feb 8th 2013, 6:04 pm

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It is our right to own a gun...so best to get one. Just to be safe best to get a few.

More is safer!

Feb 8th 2013, 6:05 pm

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Ahh a socialist gun.

Feb 8th 2013, 9:03 pm

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A metaphor for the whole US.

How true.

Feb 8th 2013, 9:17 pm

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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...

And be sure to have plenty of ammunition on hand, in large capacity clips. Just in case some crazy person starts to shoot up the mall or your office, and everyone else pulls out their guns and starts mistakenly shooting at you.

Regards, JEff

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Just to be safe best to get a few.

Feb 8th 2013, 9:18 pm

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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...

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How can shooting be a mistake? It's a constitutional right. Shoot early, shoot often.

Feb 8th 2013, 9:23 pm

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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...

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I am more worried about the government. At least I can sleep at night knowing I have the right to defend myself against government tyranny.

Feb 8th 2013, 9:31 pm

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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...

Be real. If they could get Osama, they can get you.

Regards, JEff

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I am more worried about the government. At least I can sleep at night knowing I have the right to defend myself against government tyranny.

Feb 8th 2013, 9:41 pm

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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl

I am more worried about the government. At least I can sleep at night knowing I have the right to defend myself against government tyranny.

Make sure you keep the US military well funded, can't have them attacking the populace with crappy weapons.

Feb 8th 2013, 9:52 pm

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Be real. If they could get Osama, they can get you.

Regards, JEff

Yeah but...no but...yeah but...he was foreign wasn't he? No I feel very safe and secure knowing that I can defend myself against government tyranny.

Feb 8th 2013, 9:58 pm

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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...

Watch out for the armed drones.

Regards, JEff

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Yeah but...no but...yeah but...he was foreign wasn't he? No I feel very safe and secure knowing that I can defend myself against government tyranny.

Feb 8th 2013, 10:08 pm

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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...

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Watch out for the armed drones.

Regards, JEff

Seattle mayor just put the mockers on Seattle Police drones. Without a shot being fired.

Feb 8th 2013, 10:52 pm

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You change the oil in your car every 3,000 miles

Feb 9th 2013, 12:31 am

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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...

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You change the oil in your car every 3,000 miles

Funny you should say that. We went back to the car dealer we bought a car off 9 months ago and he checked the oil - and told us we're supposed to change it after 5,000 miles

. Well, I'm no mechanic, but in the UK it got a fuel change about every year along with its service and MOT.

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