lansbury

when you squirt cheese out of an aerosol

lansbury

In six years I have refused to allow one drop of such a foul and odious concoction passed my lips.

lansbury

you begin to think perhaps the bacon isn't that bad after all.

tonrob

No - not backwards. I've been here so long, drinking stronger and stronger double oak barrel aged imperial blah blah beers that I realized recently that I'd started looking down on plain old 6% IPAs or - heaven forbid - anything weaker.

The gorgeous US craft beer movement has seduced me and officially turned me into an alcoholic.

Jerseygirl

Same here but make that 17 years.

Bob

I've not been assimilated enough it would seem

HarryTheSpider

I imagine that comes under the First Amendment...?

SultanOfSwing

My ma wasn't that fancy, I guess

I'm not much of a fan of that one either quite a lot of the time if I were being honest.

scrubbedexpat097

you accept that donuts are a typical food choice for breakfast meetings along with Bear Claws and Dr Pepper

kimilseung

My missus tells me that my breakfast of choice, jam toast, is just about the same as doughnuts. I get told off for giving the little one jam toast.

SultanOfSwing

At least that keeps you from having to eat the bacon ...

Lion in Winter

Nonsense. Toast is a wholesome slice of bread that has been, well, toasted. Doughnuts are lumps of sugared dough that have been deep-fried and saturated in fat.

I had the best doughnut of my life in Chipping Camden. Though perhaps that observation belongs in the random comment thread.

Lion in Winter

And those clammy mini muffins and mini bagels that always how up at breakfast meetings, too.

scrubbedexpat097

You know you have been here too long when you forget how to spell doughnuts

Pulaski

You drive between stores built around the same parking lot.