You know you've been in the US too long when...
Dec 6th 2013, 7:07 pm
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Dec 6th 2013, 8:10 pm
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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
I saw my first high school [ice] hockey game last night, and what do you know? The cheerleaders from both schools were there to perform. I guess if the basketball team isn't playing yet, and football is over, they need to do something to keep in shape.
Anyway, to Bink's point, when I was in high school the cheerleaders were the best looking girls in the school. Last night, the cheerleaders all looked like dogs and more than a few of them were clearly on the Nutek diet.
Regards, JEff
Anyway, to Bink's point, when I was in high school the cheerleaders were the best looking girls in the school. Last night, the cheerleaders all looked like dogs and more than a few of them were clearly on the Nutek diet.
Regards, JEff
Dec 6th 2013, 9:26 pm
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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
Yeah, I didn't believe you - I didn't think ice hockey got any pick.
Apparently ice hockey doesn't get a veto, either.
Regards, JEff
Apparently ice hockey doesn't get a veto, either.
Regards, JEff
Dec 30th 2013, 11:25 am
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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
You know you've been in the US too long when you watch 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' and think how skinny the children look.
Dec 30th 2013, 6:19 pm
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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
..... you hear "Oh, Christmas Tree" at the mall and you don't have a little voice inside your head trying to sing the words to "The Red Flag".
Dec 30th 2013, 6:25 pm
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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
You buy your wife a bed mat for her truck, as a Christmas present, and she thinks it is a very thoughtful and useful gift. 
Dec 30th 2013, 8:15 pm
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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
Dec 30th 2013, 10:08 pm
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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
Freedom for Tooting!
Dec 30th 2013, 11:04 pm
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I have a comma problem
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Feb 19th 2014, 9:06 pm
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Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
you start using the waxie sanitary paper toilet seat covers
