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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
You cannot come to the USA because:
- you know for sure you will make it as an actress in Hollywood - you know for sure you have a great first novel in you about driving from one coast to another - you know for sure you are a natural hiphop superstar best suited to NY than Staines |
Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Originally Posted by Englishtart
(Post 8099893)
Hey you ;) how's things with you?
sorry for the OT post Still planning my escape ... I'm thinking if I just buy a one-way ticket to New York and tell the nice POE officer that I really, really, really want to come back to the States for good he'll let me stay. And if the POE officer is a she, she'll also offer me a free room for the night. Did I really say that? :eek: |
Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Originally Posted by dunroving
(Post 8100320)
Busy, Busy, Busy (Same ol' same ol')
Still planning my escape ... I'm thinking if I just buy a one-way ticket to New York and tell the nice POE officer that I really, really, really want to come back to the States for good he'll let me stay. And if the POE officer is a she, she'll also offer me a free room for the night. Did I really say that? :eek: |
Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Originally Posted by Anna Clare
(Post 8100283)
- you know for sure you are a natural hiphop superstar best suited to NY than Staines
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Originally Posted by chartreuse
(Post 8100385)
So how did Ali G manage it?
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Originally Posted by chartreuse
(Post 8100385)
So how did Ali G manage it?
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
You cannot come here just because you saw an advert on TV about California with Arnold Swartzenager in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md69zCJKD1c |
Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
You can't come to the USA until your territory becomes the 51st State!
(I think that about covers it. :unsure:) |
Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Originally Posted by zargof
(Post 8091254)
Having just graduated from Uni with a Batchelors and no work experience won't get you a job here.
Bachelor's = useful qualification |
Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
don't know about tasty, nor all that useful these days :D
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Originally Posted by Bob
(Post 8103334)
don't know about tasty, nor all that useful these days :D
If that were true, then calling it "condensed" would be a lie. They would have to change the name to Campbell's Thick Soup. I worry about these things. Really. |
Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Cant you come if you promise really truly that US chocolate, bacon and sausages are better than UK ones?
I'll have to re think what I wrote on that application now! |
Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Can't come if you expect US taxes to be less than where your from.
Well you can if you hurry because next year, taxes will be in the 50%-60% range so we can pay people to buy cars and get loans and stay on the dole whilst making it look like the countries economy is growing. That was a political broadcast on behalf of the original poster (!!!!) |
Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
:lol::lol::lol:
Originally Posted by zargof
(Post 8091400)
But seriously if anyone does want to come to the US, just send me a cheque for $5,000 and I'll get you a visa.
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