Why you cannot come to the USA !
Nov 15th 2009, 7:16 pm
#61
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
You cannot come to the USA because:
- you know for sure you will make it as an actress in Hollywood
- you know for sure you have a great first novel in you about driving from one coast to another
- you know for sure you are a natural hiphop superstar best suited to NY than Staines
- you know for sure you will make it as an actress in Hollywood
- you know for sure you have a great first novel in you about driving from one coast to another
- you know for sure you are a natural hiphop superstar best suited to NY than Staines
Nov 15th 2009, 7:46 pm
#62
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Busy, Busy, Busy (Same ol' same ol')
Still planning my escape ... I'm thinking if I just buy a one-way ticket to New York and tell the nice POE officer that I really, really, really want to come back to the States for good he'll let me stay. And if the POE officer is a she, she'll also offer me a free room for the night.
Did I really say that?
how's things with you?Still planning my escape ... I'm thinking if I just buy a one-way ticket to New York and tell the nice POE officer that I really, really, really want to come back to the States for good he'll let me stay. And if the POE officer is a she, she'll also offer me a free room for the night.
Did I really say that?
Nov 15th 2009, 8:28 pm
#63
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Busy, Busy, Busy (Same ol' same ol')
Still planning my escape ... I'm thinking if I just buy a one-way ticket to New York and tell the nice POE officer that I really, really, really want to come back to the States for good he'll let me stay. And if the POE officer is a she, she'll also offer me a free room for the night.
Did I really say that?
Still planning my escape ... I'm thinking if I just buy a one-way ticket to New York and tell the nice POE officer that I really, really, really want to come back to the States for good he'll let me stay. And if the POE officer is a she, she'll also offer me a free room for the night.
Did I really say that?
Worth a try!
Nov 16th 2009, 1:12 am
#67
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
You cannot come here just because you saw an advert on TV about California with Arnold Swartzenager in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md69zCJKD1c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md69zCJKD1c
Nov 16th 2009, 1:32 am
#68
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
You can't come to the USA until your territory becomes the 51st State!
(I think that about covers it.
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(I think that about covers it.
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Nov 16th 2009, 11:48 pm
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
don't know about tasty, nor all that useful these days 
Nov 17th 2009, 2:37 am
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
There's a really stupid commercial for Cambell's running, where they say "We don't boil it down, we just use less water."
If that were true, then calling it "condensed" would be a lie. They would have to change the name to Campbell's Thick Soup.
I worry about these things. Really.
If that were true, then calling it "condensed" would be a lie. They would have to change the name to Campbell's Thick Soup.
I worry about these things. Really.
Nov 18th 2009, 7:15 pm
#72
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Cant you come if you promise really truly that US chocolate, bacon and sausages are better than UK ones?
I'll have to re think what I wrote on that application now!
I'll have to re think what I wrote on that application now!
Nov 18th 2009, 9:48 pm
#73
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Re: Why you cannot come to the USA !
Can't come if you expect US taxes to be less than where your from.
Well you can if you hurry because next year, taxes will be in the 50%-60% range so we can pay people to buy cars and get loans and stay on the dole whilst making it look like the countries economy is growing.
That was a political broadcast on behalf of the original poster (!!!!)
Well you can if you hurry because next year, taxes will be in the 50%-60% range so we can pay people to buy cars and get loans and stay on the dole whilst making it look like the countries economy is growing.
That was a political broadcast on behalf of the original poster (!!!!)
Nov 20th 2009, 3:50 am
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