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Old Jul 31st 2007, 4:53 am
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Originally Posted by Sally
only to us straight-talking Brits
why's she got a toilet in the kitchen anyway and why no sink in the kitchen oh dear this is too much to figure out on such a hot day for moi
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 4:56 am
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Originally Posted by TruBrit
why's she got a toilet in the kitchen anyway and why no sink in the kitchen oh dear this is too much to figure out on such a hot day for moi
She's got a kitchen sink but then a toilet without one for the staff to use...actually it's going back a bit as I haven't seen her for years but it didn't seem like an arrangement that was up to "code".
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 5:00 am
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Originally Posted by Sally
That's it!
Then I would be expecting music, like a string quartet?
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 5:01 am
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Originally Posted by cindyabs
Then I would be expecting music, like a string quartet?
Yes you'd have this lovely romantic picture in your mind as you came to view the house - then - oh it's a bog
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 5:06 am
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Originally Posted by Sally
Yes you'd have this lovely romantic picture in your mind as you came to view the house - then - oh it's a bog
which of course is not to rule out music issuing from there, just not what you'd expect in polite company...........
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 5:27 am
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Originally Posted by Sally
What is a toilet without a sink called?

(That's what my aunt has in the kitchen of her hotel )
I don't know what it's called, but I wouldn't shake hands with someone who just walked out of it!
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 5:40 am
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Originally Posted by Sally
What is a toilet without a sink called?

(That's what my aunt has in the kitchen of her hotel )
a LAV lol
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 5:48 am
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Originally Posted by Sally
What is a toilet without a sink called?

(That's what my aunt has in the kitchen of her hotel )
The missing quarter.
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Originally Posted by Leslie66
The missing quarter.
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Originally Posted by another bloody yank
I don't know what it's called, but I wouldn't shake hands with someone who just walked out of it!
Originally Posted by southern comfort
a LAV lol
Originally Posted by Leslie66
The missing quarter.
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 6:38 am
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Default Re: Why are Americans so mealy-mouthed?

Originally Posted by TruBrit
why's she got a toilet in the kitchen anyway...
everyone knows its for prewashing the salad.

....The Lavatory - where taking a crap is a science...
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 6:52 am
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Originally Posted by Tarkak9
everyone knows its for prewashing the salad.

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oh yeah right..of course
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Originally Posted by Tarkak9
everyone knows its for prewashing the salad. .....
Prior to tossing it?
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 8:31 am
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Default Re: Why are Americans so mealy-mouthed?

Originally Posted by Sally
only to us straight-talking Brits
Straight-talking Brits and mealy-mouthed Americans - surely it's always been the other way around?

UK: "I'm so frightfully sorry to bother you about this, but I'm feeling slightly peeved about the little throb in my toe, and wondered whether you might not move your car forward just a tad, if it wasn't too much trouble"

US: "Goddamn it, you asshole, move your rustbucket off my foot before I destroy you!"
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Old Jul 31st 2007, 9:11 am
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Default Re: Why are Americans so mealy-mouthed?

Originally Posted by lapin_windstar
Straight-talking Brits and mealy-mouthed Americans - surely it's always been the other way around?

UK: "I'm so frightfully sorry to bother you about this, but I'm feeling slightly peeved about the little throb in my toe, and wondered whether you might not move your car forward just a tad, if it wasn't too much trouble"

US: "Goddamn it, you asshole, move your rustbucket off my foot before I destroy you!"
Course we do
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