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CarlM Nov 30th 2005 12:20 pm

Whats the worst movie you ever saw?
 
I saw Johnson Family Vacation last night on tv. It was without doubt the most atrocious movie i have seen! The dance sequence at the end was enough to make a grown man shudder!

Anyone seen any movie worse than that??

Sue Nov 30th 2005 1:07 pm

Re: Whats the worst movie you ever saw?
 
The Pokemon movies that I had to endure when my son was younger.......I will never get those hours of my life back :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by CarlM
I saw Johnson Family Vacation last night on tv. It was without doubt the most atrocious movie i have seen! The dance sequence at the end was enough to make a grown man shudder!

Anyone seen any movie worse than that??


Elsie The Maid Nov 30th 2005 1:10 pm

Re: Whats the worst movie you ever saw?
 
Dirty Dancing
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WaterBoy

Manc Nov 30th 2005 1:26 pm

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Cable Guy

Hiro11 Nov 30th 2005 1:31 pm

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Body of Evidence with Madonna (dragged by college friends) takes the cake, Johnny Mnemonic (actually an excellent short story) with Keanu is a close second.

Then there's that third Matrix movie, which absolutely sucked IMO.

Nothing compares to the movies on Mystery Science Theater 3000, though. But you guys have probably never seen that show, so I'll move on.

TN-Dave Nov 30th 2005 1:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Hiro11
Nothing compares to the movies on Mystery Science Theater 3000, though. But you guys have probably never seen that show, so I'll move on.

I used to watch MST3000 - It made it to the UK occasionally .... but I thought it was bizarre and funny.......

Celtic_Angel Nov 30th 2005 1:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Hiro11
Johnny Mnemonic (actually an excellent short story) with Keanu is a close second.

Then there's that third Matrix movie, which absolutely sucked IMO.

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awww the 3rd Matrix one has to be number one worst all time movie..not because it was crap so much but WTF?? what a disappointment..I felt robbed!!!! :mad:

As for Keanu..he has to be the worst Actor to make it big in Hollywood..EVER....for some reason though he does good in the Matrix..that's one of my all time favs :D

crap movie i recently watched...Wedding Date...excruciating :o

TN-Dave Nov 30th 2005 1:36 pm

Re: Whats the worst movie you ever saw?
 

Originally Posted by CarlM
I saw Johnson Family Vacation last night on tv. It was without doubt the most atrocious movie i have seen! The dance sequence at the end was enough to make a grown man shudder!

Anyone seen any movie worse than that??


I watched Devil's Rejects recently - well, half of it.... I never got to the end as it was so bad....

Celtic_Angel Nov 30th 2005 1:38 pm

Re: Whats the worst movie you ever saw?
 

Originally Posted by CarlM
I saw Johnson Family Vacation last night on tv. It was without doubt the most atrocious movie i have seen! The dance sequence at the end was enough to make a grown man shudder!

Anyone seen any movie worse than that??

which one is that then..the one with Jamie Lee Curtis and the guy from Home Improvement?

cutina Nov 30th 2005 1:39 pm

Re: Whats the worst movie you ever saw?
 
Alexander. The bad eyebrow dye job, the strange accent thing, and then finally, the fact that you wanted them to give up so that the film would finally end. e.g. one of the army "when can we go home Alexander?", you; "yeah, please, when can we go home?"

:D

TN-Dave Nov 30th 2005 1:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
which one is that then..the one with Jamie Lee Curtis and the guy from Home Improvement?

Christams with the Kranks ?.... No - didn't watch it....

I liked Jamie Lee in 'A Fish called Wanda' - That is a fav of mine......

cutina Nov 30th 2005 1:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
awww the 3rd Matrix one has to be number one worst all time movie..not because it was crap so much but WTF?? what a disappointment..I felt robbed!!!! :mad:

As for Keanu..he has to be the worst Actor to make it big in Hollywood..EVER....for some reason though he does good in the Matrix..that's one of my all time favs :D

crap movie i recently watched...Wedding Date...excruciating :o

Oh yes; the Wedding Date! I thought it would be a cheesy chick flick to watch with the girls, but OMG how incredibly awful! Not even good in a rubbish way!

robskatie Nov 30th 2005 1:45 pm

Re: Whats the worst movie you ever saw?
 
Oh gosh! I remember going to watch one of the pee-wee movies years ago at a midnight showing in Milton Keynes, that was by far the worst movie I have ever seen, must be one of the worst movies ever made too :eek:

CarlM Nov 30th 2005 1:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
which one is that then..the one with Jamie Lee Curtis and the guy from Home Improvement?

if only! It was with Cedric the Entertainer (theres a f***ing oxymoron right there!), Vanessa Williams and Bow Wow.. it is honestly hideous. Kind of Ghetto national lampoons Vacation, only not in the slightest bit funny!

Angry White Pyjamas Nov 30th 2005 1:53 pm

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Harry Potter and the <Insert dumb vaguely mythical sounding object here>


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