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Chorlton Oct 21st 2005 7:27 pm

Whats that smell?
 
Oh yes, bulls*it:
Rice calls war part of post-9/11 plan
http://www.washingtontimes.com/world...5906-4805r.htm

gruffbrown Oct 21st 2005 7:31 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by Chorlton
Oh yes, bulls*it:
Rice calls war part of post-9/11 plan
http://www.washingtontimes.com/world...5906-4805r.htm

"Redesign the Middle East" WTF, has she been watching too many home makeover programmes? :rolleyes:

Pimpbot Oct 21st 2005 7:34 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
"Redesign the Middle East" WTF, has she been watching too many home makeover programmes? :rolleyes:

This week on Extreem Makeover, Tye Pennington goes to Iran and knocks down a mosque for a brand spanking new Taco Bell to take its place.

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 21st 2005 7:35 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
"Redesign the Middle East" WTF, has she been watching too many home makeover programmes? :rolleyes:


Well that sand and oasis look...all so 90's and the camels..Ugh! They just need to go lovey.

The more I hear from this bunch the more I think they sound like a load of raving loonies.

gruffbrown Oct 21st 2005 7:40 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 
"Well we thought we'd send in the 2nd Armoured Division to give Iraq a fresh new look as sand is so passe now and all in 3 days. Out with those horrible Chintz curtains on the Defence Ministry windows and in with the new peppered with .50 calibre look. And just before the reveal, a cruise missile strike on the palace, to give it a brighter airier feel. Our home owner will be so pleased."

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 21st 2005 7:54 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
"Well we thought we'd send in the 2nd Armoured Division to give Iraq a fresh new look as sand is so passe now and all in 3 days. Out with those horrible Chintz curtains on the Defence Ministry windows and in with the new peppered with .50 calibre look. And just before the reveal, a cruise missile strike on the palace, to give it a brighter airier feel. Our home owner will be so pleased."

If the home owner aint so pleased will they put it all back as it was? And will they do a revisit in a year to see if they've made any changes?

neil Oct 21st 2005 8:15 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by Chorlton
Oh yes, bulls*it:
Rice calls war part of post-9/11 plan
http://www.washingtontimes.com/world...5906-4805r.htm

I thought it was now widely known that the plan to invade Iraq was a PRE-9/11 plan, not a post-9/11 plan?

Manc Oct 21st 2005 8:17 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 
I am surprised that there was even a plan.

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 21st 2005 8:25 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by Manc
I am surprised that there was even a plan.

I think the term has been applied in the loosest possible sense. Sort of like thought about it a bit then did it rather than spur of the moment.

snowbunny Oct 21st 2005 8:33 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Well that sand and oasis look...all so 90's and the camels..Ugh! They just need to go lovey.

Why not send the real Oasis over? :D

Bob Oct 21st 2005 9:23 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas

The more I hear from this bunch the more I think they sound like a load of raving loonies.

Only think? :D

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 21st 2005 9:53 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by Bob
Only think? :D

Actually on second thoughts Im convinced of it.

Im going to stick a pencil up each nostril and wear me underpants on my head...they'll think im one of them then.

gruffbrown Oct 21st 2005 9:54 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Actually on second thoughts Im convinced of it.

Im going to stick a pencil up each nostril and wear me underpants on my head...they'll think im one of them then.

Don't forget to say 'wibble'

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 21st 2005 9:56 pm

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Don't forget to say 'wibble'

Completely hatstand sir.

ukemigrant Oct 22nd 2005 11:09 am

Re: Whats that smell?
 

Originally Posted by Manc
I am surprised that there was even a plan.

Not so much a plan as a series of actionable items - ah who can forget Condi's 9/11 testimony...


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