Whatever makes you happy
 

To complete this story have some chips, salt and vinegar handy.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...191923,00.html

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Bloody hell I've heard it all now :scared: :D That'll make me laugh all day thinking about it.


Annette

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Theres some very *****ing strange and disturbing people around.

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It doesn't mention anything whether the dolphin had to convert to Judahism (bad spelling, sorry) or not ?.....

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Oh FFS! Well at least annulment shouldn't be a problem, I shouldn't think they would be able to consummate the marriage, or at least I hope not!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:

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Don't think she can get Israeli citizenship through that particular spouse... :rolleyes:

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Although I would like to see her application requesting citizenship for her spouse !!!! I can see th Israeli immigration officers expressions already !

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I thought you needed ID to get a marriage license these days ?????????

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I doesnt say a lot for the quality of men out there on the market at the moment when woman have to go and marry dolphins.

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I really can't see the porpoise in all this.

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why not, I bet she's having a whale of a time.

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What an old trout. I bet salmon carps on about the ruddy plaice those pollocks go on honeymoon. Of course they'll sail off to the tuna "here comes the bride" while smoking a roach I bet.

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what a shit post.
Have you no sole?

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That puts me in my plaice. I was floundering round for names, but cod I find some? No, now I look like a right sprat.

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well yes, I hate it with you perched on your pedestal

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Did you not read the bit that said "Millionaire"??? Of course she'll get citizenship. Probably rich enough for Flipper to get citizenship too.

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What a crabby reply. That was a bit of a shark coming from you. You need to relax mate, maybe get the missus to massage your mussels. I know he was talking a load of mollusc's but there was no need to get so tench.

Thats all I'll say on the subject. I've got bigger fish to fry.

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I hold you all responsible for my dry-cleaning bills.... ROFLMAO!!!

Loony innit? :D

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That'll cost a few squid.

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seems to me as though she committed adultery immediately as she was having a whale of time as well.

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Love the photo though. nice blow hole!

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May I refer you to post #11 of this very thread.

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I am surprised no-one gone down the "they will both stink of fish" alley

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Oops, missed that one.