Go Back  British Expats > Living & Moving Abroad > USA
Reload this Page >

What are words worth?

What are words worth?

Old Dec 28th 2005, 3:20 am
  #1  
Pagan Sex God
Thread Starter
 
Patrick's Avatar
 
Joined: May 2002
Location: Living in Oblivion
Posts: 3,668
Patrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond repute
Default What are words worth?

Here are a selection of words and phrases I am sick of hearing on my TV

Vaginal Birth Control Ring

War on Terror

Genetal Herpes

An instant classic

Erectile Dysfunction

Flava Flav

With a low risk of sexual side effects

Deal or No Deal

You won't beleive what happens next
Patrick is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 3:24 am
  #2  
BE Enthusiast
 
Jabba1's Avatar
 
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 808
Jabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by Patrick
Here are a selection of words and phrases I am sick of hearing on my TV

Vaginal Birth Control Ring

War on Terror

Genetal Herpes

An instant classic

Erectile Dysfunction

Flava Flav

With a low risk of sexual side effects

Deal or No Deal

You won't beleive what happens next

Erectile Dysfunction? Sexual side effects?

I trust you aren't suffering from any of these, Patrick.

And why won't I believe what happens next?
Jabba1 is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 3:24 am
  #3  
Septicity
 
fatbrit's Avatar
 
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 23,762
fatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond reputefatbrit has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by Patrick
You won't beleive what happens next
We'll tell you after the break!
fatbrit is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 3:36 am
  #4  
Pagan Sex God
Thread Starter
 
Patrick's Avatar
 
Joined: May 2002
Location: Living in Oblivion
Posts: 3,668
Patrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by Jabba1
Erectile Dysfunction? Sexual side effects?

I trust you aren't suffering from any of these, Patrick.
I don't know, I haven't paid for sex in ages

Last edited by Patrick; Dec 28th 2005 at 3:55 am.
Patrick is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 4:01 am
  #5  
Not living a 9 to 5 life
 
NC Penguin's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 11,061
NC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond reputeNC Penguin has a reputation beyond repute
Lightbulb Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by Patrick
Here are a selection of words and phrases I am sick of hearing on my TV

Vaginal Birth Control Ring

War on Terror

Genetal Herpes

An instant classic

Erectile Dysfunction

Flava Flav

With a low risk of sexual side effects

Deal or No Deal

You won't beleive what happens next
There are ways to get around this.

1) turn down the volume

2) watch a DVD movie of your choice

3) turn off the TV


NC Penguin
NC Penguin is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 6:25 am
  #6  
Time Lord
 
dgsyd1's Avatar
 
Joined: Sep 2003
Location: Lansing, MI
Posts: 1,032
dgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond reputedgsyd1 has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

Some more.....

The Critics Are Raving

Talk To Your Doctor If.....

Talk To Your Doctor About....

We'll Be Right Back

The One Episode This Season You Don't Want To Miss

A World Premiere Event

This Program Is Brought To You By....
dgsyd1 is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 10:25 am
  #7  
Here we go Pittsburgh!
 
ukemigrant's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2002
Location: Pittsburgh PA, USA
Posts: 581
ukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond reputeukemigrant has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by Patrick
Here are a selection of words and phrases I am sick of hearing on my TV

Vaginal Birth Control Ring

War on Terror

Genetal Herpes

An instant classic

Erectile Dysfunction

Flava Flav

With a low risk of sexual side effects

Deal or No Deal

You won't beleive what happens next
My No 1 is: "Story at 11"

and then it's really at 11:29:30.
ukemigrant is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 12:47 pm
  #8  
Pass me the Marmite..
 
franc11s's Avatar
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Location: Atlanta, GA.
Posts: 864
franc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

Patrick, you missed the biggee..

"..and if you are less than 20 pounds over weight, this incredible diet pill is NOT for you"
franc11s is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 1:04 pm
  #9  
Pagan Sex God
Thread Starter
 
Patrick's Avatar
 
Joined: May 2002
Location: Living in Oblivion
Posts: 3,668
Patrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond reputePatrick has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by franc11s
Patrick, you missed the biggee..

"..and if you are less than 20 pounds over weight, this incredible diet pill is NOT for you"

If your overweight...

"It might not be your fault!"
Patrick is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 1:29 pm
  #10  
Pass me the Marmite..
 
franc11s's Avatar
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Location: Atlanta, GA.
Posts: 864
franc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond reputefranc11s has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by Patrick
If your overweight...

"It might not be your fault!"
It's not my fault I'm short... If I was 6'9" I wouldn't be overweight for my height!
franc11s is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 1:48 pm
  #11  
BE Enthusiast
 
Jabba1's Avatar
 
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 808
Jabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond reputeJabba1 has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by Patrick
I don't know, I haven't paid for sex in ages
Sounds more like you haven't had sex in agees. :scared:
Jabba1 is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 2:01 pm
  #12  
Captain Caaaaaaveeemaaaan
 
TN-Dave's Avatar
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Location: Nash Vegas ! ! !
Posts: 750
TN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really nice
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by Patrick
I don't know, I haven't paid for sex in ages
Are you still running out on them before you have to pay ??????
TN-Dave is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 2:03 pm
  #13  
Captain Caaaaaaveeemaaaan
 
TN-Dave's Avatar
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Location: Nash Vegas ! ! !
Posts: 750
TN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really niceTN-Dave is just really nice
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by franc11s
Patrick, you missed the biggee..

"..and if you are less than 20 pounds over weight, this incredible diet pill is NOT for you"
I hate the:

"If you buy this item within the next 3 minutes, we'll throw in another one ABSOLUTELY FREE !"......

are they thinking that people don;t realise that the only way to get rid of them is to give them away ?
TN-Dave is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 2:05 pm
  #14  
Account Closed
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 15,019
TruBrit is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: What are words worth?

Originally Posted by Patrick
Here are a selection of words and phrases I am sick of hearing on my TV

Vaginal Birth Control Ring

War on Terror

Genetal Herpes

An instant classic

Erectile Dysfunction

Flava Flav

With a low risk of sexual side effects

Deal or No Deal

You won't beleive what happens next
Ha ha says on your profile you are living in oblivion ...lol sounds like the good old U.S. of A....
TruBrit is offline  
Old Dec 28th 2005, 3:11 pm
  #15  
The Duchess of Putney
 
Joined: Jan 2005
Location: HOME
Posts: 23,151
Elvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond reputeElvira has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What are words worth?

It's "who" - NOT "what"; and "is" - NOT "are"... But should be past tense anyway


I wander'd lonely as a cloud

That floats on high o'er vales and hills,

When all at once I saw a crowd,

A host, of golden daffodils;

Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine

And twinkle on the Milky Way,

They stretch'd in never-ending line

Along the margin of a bay:

Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they

Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:

A poet could not but be gay,

In such a jocund company:

I gazed -- and gazed -- but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie

In vacant or in pensive mood,

They flash upon that inward eye

Which is the bliss of solitude;

And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

Elvira is offline  

Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service

Copyright © 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.