What are words worth?
 

Here are a selection of words and phrases I am sick of hearing on my TV

Vaginal Birth Control Ring

War on Terror

Genetal Herpes

An instant classic

Erectile Dysfunction

Flava Flav

With a low risk of sexual side effects

Deal or No Deal

You won't beleive what happens next

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Erectile Dysfunction? Sexual side effects?

I trust you aren't suffering from any of these, Patrick.

And why won't I believe what happens next? :D

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We'll tell you after the break!

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I don't know, I haven't paid for sex in ages

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There are ways to get around this.

1) turn down the volume :D

2) watch a DVD movie of your choice :)

3) turn off the TV :D


NC Penguin

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Some more.....

The Critics Are Raving

Talk To Your Doctor If.....

Talk To Your Doctor About....

We'll Be Right Back

The One Episode This Season You Don't Want To Miss

A World Premiere Event

This Program Is Brought To You By....

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My No 1 is: "Story at 11"

and then it's really at 11:29:30.

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Patrick, you missed the biggee..

"..and if you are less than 20 pounds over weight, this incredible diet pill is NOT for you" :beer:

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If your overweight...

"It might not be your fault!"

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It's not my fault I'm short... If I was 6'9" I wouldn't be overweight for my height!

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Sounds more like you haven't had sex in agees. :scared:

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Are you still running out on them before you have to pay ?????? :rolleyes:

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I hate the:

"If you buy this item within the next 3 minutes, we'll throw in another one ABSOLUTELY FREE !"...... :eek:

are they thinking that people don;t realise that the only way to get rid of them is to give them away ?

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Ha ha says on your profile you are living in oblivion ...lol sounds like the good old U.S. of A....

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It's "who" - NOT "what"; and "is" - NOT "are"... But should be past tense anyway :rolleyes:


I wander'd lonely as a cloud

That floats on high o'er vales and hills,

When all at once I saw a crowd,

A host, of golden daffodils;

Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine

And twinkle on the Milky Way,

They stretch'd in never-ending line

Along the margin of a bay:

Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they

Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:

A poet could not but be gay,

In such a jocund company:

I gazed -- and gazed -- but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie

In vacant or in pensive mood,

They flash upon that inward eye

Which is the bliss of solitude;

And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

:)