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Originally posted by snorkmaiden Yes well the gun idea is certainly one my hubby and dad are in favour of, in fact my dads suggestion was a Claymore rigged up in the garage :D I actually went with some motion sensors, attached to a rather loud alarm and light, which hopefully will cause the little bar-stewards to wet themselves if they try our garage again. I'm going to chain the lawn mower and the bikes up as well, just make it all a little less convenient for them. We actually have a theory on who it is, I'd love to catch the little snots in the act. :D |
Originally posted by AmerLisa Where in the heck do you live anyway? Hopefully its not Kent, WA - but I wouldn't be too surprised! :D After reading all the threads, here is a summary of what you need to do: :lecture: 1. Go to Ikea/Walmart/Target and buy an electric kettle 2. Plug the kettle in and wait for it to boil 3. While you are waiting grab yourself a pistol/rifle/rocket launcher 4. Once you hear the burglar, invite them in for a cuppa 5. While they are drinking their tea, if they make any comment about how it would taste better made with a kettle you brought from the UK (including transformer) you are allowed to shoot them. 6. Otherwise take your transformer and attach it to their sensitive bits. :eek: ;) |
Originally posted by ScousePete This thread made me laugh :D After reading all the threads, here is a summary of what you need to do: :lecture: 1. Go to Ikea/Walmart/Target and buy an electric kettle 2. Plug the kettle in and wait for it to boil 3. While you are waiting grab yourself a pistol/rifle/rocket launcher 4. Once you hear the burglar, invite them in for a cuppa 5. While they are drinking their tea, if they make any comment about how it would taste better made with a kettle you brought from the UK (including transformer) you are allowed to shoot them. 6. Otherwise take your transformer and attach it to their sensitive bits. :eek: ;) |
Originally posted by ScousePete This thread made me laugh :D After reading all the threads, here is a summary of what you need to do: :lecture: 1. Go to Ikea/Walmart/Target and buy an electric kettle 2. Plug the kettle in and wait for it to boil 3. While you are waiting grab yourself a pistol/rifle/rocket launcher 4. Once you hear the burglar, invite them in for a cuppa 5. While they are drinking their tea, if they make any comment about how it would taste better made with a kettle you brought from the UK (including transformer) you are allowed to shoot them. 6. Otherwise take your transformer and attach it to their sensitive bits. :eek: ;) |
Originally posted by AmerLisa Another reason why I wouldn't move there. |
Originally posted by ray6 You have the same right in King County as well.. :scared: |
Why not just put the kettle on the top of the garage door so it falls on the burgular. thus 2 conversations combined
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