Top News Story
Mar 17th 2004, 3:09 pm
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Top News Story
First of all, I'd like to make it clear that I do not normally watch the local Fox News programme, it just happened to come on after American Idol.
Anyway the point of this post is I thought it was my duty to make you all aware of the main article of news last night as I feel it was of major importance.
LEAVING YOUR GARAGE DOOR OPEN OVERNIGHT IS AN INVITATION TO THIEVES!
Gee! D'ya think? Cops in Clay County Florida are patrolling the neighborhoods looking for open garage doors at night! What a great use of resources. Cue some footage of said cops telling residents their doors are open
What a pile of crap!
BTW, article number 3 on the news was a triple shooting, but heh nobody is interested in that these days are they?
End of rant.
Anyway the point of this post is I thought it was my duty to make you all aware of the main article of news last night as I feel it was of major importance.
LEAVING YOUR GARAGE DOOR OPEN OVERNIGHT IS AN INVITATION TO THIEVES!
Gee! D'ya think? Cops in Clay County Florida are patrolling the neighborhoods looking for open garage doors at night! What a great use of resources. Cue some footage of said cops telling residents their doors are open
What a pile of crap!BTW, article number 3 on the news was a triple shooting, but heh nobody is interested in that these days are they?
End of rant.
Mar 17th 2004, 3:14 pm
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Re: Top News Story
Originally posted by ladyofthelake
First of all, I'd like to make it clear that I do not normally watch the local Fox News programme, it just happened to come on after American Idol.
Anyway the point of this post is I thought it was my duty to make you all aware of the main article of news last night as I feel it was of major importance.
LEAVING YOUR GARAGE DOOR OPEN OVERNIGHT IS AN INVITATION TO THIEVES!
Gee! D'ya think? Cops in Clay County Florida are patrolling the neighborhoods looking for open garage doors at night! What a great use of resources. Cue some footage of said cops telling residents their doors are open What a pile of crap!
BTW, article number 3 on the news was a triple shooting, but heh nobody is interested in that these days are they?
End of rant.
First of all, I'd like to make it clear that I do not normally watch the local Fox News programme, it just happened to come on after American Idol.
Anyway the point of this post is I thought it was my duty to make you all aware of the main article of news last night as I feel it was of major importance.
LEAVING YOUR GARAGE DOOR OPEN OVERNIGHT IS AN INVITATION TO THIEVES!
Gee! D'ya think? Cops in Clay County Florida are patrolling the neighborhoods looking for open garage doors at night! What a great use of resources. Cue some footage of said cops telling residents their doors are open
What a pile of crap!BTW, article number 3 on the news was a triple shooting, but heh nobody is interested in that these days are they?
End of rant.
Mar 17th 2004, 3:14 pm
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On our local station last week
They found a dead body in the house we moved out of.
Imagine seeing a picture of the house on the news while you're eating your breakfast... but they don't say if it was found in the walls or anything. Nor do they say if it was a murder etc...
It took me a few hours to find out a 25 year old bloke had hung himself.
They found a dead body in the house we moved out of.
Imagine seeing a picture of the house on the news while you're eating your breakfast... but they don't say if it was found in the walls or anything. Nor do they say if it was a murder etc...
It took me a few hours to find out a 25 year old bloke had hung himself.
Mar 17th 2004, 3:26 pm
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Re: Top News Story
Originally posted by effi
You should see the news here in AZ. 2 weeks ago we had a hail storm, it lasted about all of 10 mins. The whole 5 oclock news was devoted to showing pics of it. I guess that was the only thing going on in AZ that day.
You should see the news here in AZ. 2 weeks ago we had a hail storm, it lasted about all of 10 mins. The whole 5 oclock news was devoted to showing pics of it. I guess that was the only thing going on in AZ that day.
Mar 17th 2004, 3:36 pm
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On Monday night we were having a lot of rain, and they warned "be careful on the roads tomorrow, as they will be wet" 
They just treat us all as total morons.
They just treat us all as total morons.
Mar 17th 2004, 5:19 pm
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My favorite one is passed along to me from my brother. He was watching VA Tech football a few years ago, and the cut it off for...infomercials!!! 
He wrote quite a nasty letter to the broadcasting company hehehe.
He wrote quite a nasty letter to the broadcasting company hehehe.
Mar 17th 2004, 5:39 pm
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Originally posted by BrigieDarling
On our local station last week
They found a dead body in the house we moved out of.
Imagine seeing a picture of the house on the news while you're eating your breakfast... but they don't say if it was found in the walls or anything. Nor do they say if it was a murder etc...
It took me a few hours to find out a 25 year old bloke had hung himself.
On our local station last week
They found a dead body in the house we moved out of.
Imagine seeing a picture of the house on the news while you're eating your breakfast... but they don't say if it was found in the walls or anything. Nor do they say if it was a murder etc...
It took me a few hours to find out a 25 year old bloke had hung himself.
Mar 17th 2004, 5:59 pm
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Originally posted by BrigieDarling
On our local station last week
They found a dead body in the house we moved out of.
Imagine seeing a picture of the house on the news while you're eating your breakfast... but they don't say if it was found in the walls or anything. Nor do they say if it was a murder etc...
It took me a few hours to find out a 25 year old bloke had hung himself.
On our local station last week
They found a dead body in the house we moved out of.
Imagine seeing a picture of the house on the news while you're eating your breakfast... but they don't say if it was found in the walls or anything. Nor do they say if it was a murder etc...
It took me a few hours to find out a 25 year old bloke had hung himself.
A guy had murdered some English relatives who came over for a visit.
He was given life imprisonment for..............
CEMENTING ANGLO-AMERICAN RELATIONS
Mar 17th 2004, 8:13 pm
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Originally posted by ladyofthelake
On Monday night we were having a lot of rain, and they warned "be careful on the roads tomorrow, as they will be wet" They just treat us all as total morons.
On Monday night we were having a lot of rain, and they warned "be careful on the roads tomorrow, as they will be wet"
They just treat us all as total morons.
