Top 10 Reasons For Being English
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Top 10 Reasons For Being English
1.Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.
2.Warm beer.
3.You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4.You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5.Union jack underpants.
6.Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7.You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8.Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
9.Ditto changing underwear.
10.Beats being Welsh.
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2.Warm beer.
3.You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4.You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5.Union jack underpants.
6.Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7.You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8.Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
9.Ditto changing underwear.
10.Beats being Welsh.
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When in road rage in the states, you can call the idiot that nearly crashed into you a "wanker", followed by the five knuckle shuffle action and the yanks don't have a clue what you are yelling about
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Re: Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Originally posted by Pimpbot
1.Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.
2.Warm beer.
3.You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4.You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5.Union jack underpants.
6.Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7.You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8.Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
9.Ditto changing underwear.
10.Beats being Welsh.
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1.Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.
2.Warm beer.
3.You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4.You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5.Union jack underpants.
6.Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7.You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8.Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
9.Ditto changing underwear.
10.Beats being Welsh.
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The English KNOW they are better than the rest of the world
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Re: Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Originally posted by doctor scrumpy
The rest of the world thinks they are better than the English
The English KNOW they are better than the rest of the world
The rest of the world thinks they are better than the English
The English KNOW they are better than the rest of the world
In the U.S. your English accent will be confused with intelligence and/or education.
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Re: Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Originally posted by Lion in Winter
In the U.S. your English accent will be confused with intelligence and/or education.
In the U.S. your English accent will be confused with intelligence and/or education.
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If you are an Englishman in America, you will be asked how London is on several occasions throughout the day, despite the fact you've never been to the city and lived 500 miles away from it.
Americans claim to hate the French, but the British wrote the book on hating them more.
A deep, longing yearning for a real beer when a friend hands you a Coors.
Uncomfortable conversation topics with drunken American friends on the 4th of July
Playing your 'Frenchie' trump card (See above)
Americans claim to hate the French, but the British wrote the book on hating them more.
A deep, longing yearning for a real beer when a friend hands you a Coors.
Uncomfortable conversation topics with drunken American friends on the 4th of July
Playing your 'Frenchie' trump card (See above)
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Re: Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Originally posted by Lion in Winter
In the U.S. your English accent will be confused with intelligence and/or education.
In the U.S. your English accent will be confused with intelligence and/or education.
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Re: Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Originally posted by Pimpbot
1.Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.
2.Warm beer.
3.You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4.You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5.Union jack underpants.
6.Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7.You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8.Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
9.Ditto changing underwear.
10.Beats being Welsh.
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1.Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.
2.Warm beer.
3.You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4.You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5.Union jack underpants.
6.Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7.You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8.Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
9.Ditto changing underwear.
10.Beats being Welsh.
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PS For those who don't know, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UK for short) is made up of Wales, Scotland, England and Northern Ireland (obviously), making a British person English, Welsh or Scottish. But for those of you who know your English history, you can virtually equate British aggression and colonisation with English aggression and colonisation, since England has dominated the British Isles probably since the 1200s onwards.
Let the flaming begin!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Originally posted by JerseyBoy
Not to mention all those lovely American girls telling you how "cute" and "adorable" your accent is
Not to mention all those lovely American girls telling you how "cute" and "adorable" your accent is
Or, conversely, as in my case, American men finding us English women "exotic". Now tell me, where else in the world does THAT happen!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Originally posted by Lion in Winter
Or, conversely, as in my case, American men finding us English women "exotic". Now tell me, where else in the world does THAT happen!
Or, conversely, as in my case, American men finding us English women "exotic". Now tell me, where else in the world does THAT happen!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Originally posted by ukemigrant ..... Falklands - occupation of Argentinian island (although to be fair it was occupied by the French, Spanish and God knows who else prior to British occupation, .....
Anyway, Argentina's claim the Falklands is that they were occupied by Spain at the same time that Argentina was; which makes it rather like India claiming Jamaica because they were both simultaneously colonies of the United Kingdom.
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Re: Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Originally posted by JerseyBoy
Not to mention all those lovely American girls telling you how "cute" and "adorable" your accent is
Not to mention all those lovely American girls telling you how "cute" and "adorable" your accent is