Originally Posted by Lorry1

Sorry, I've never measured the distance between the hole and the bollocks
I don't think my hubby would appreciate me asking either
You would have to be very over enthusiastic to wipe up to your shoulders

Originally Posted by Burn1911

Only on BE could we have got to page 10.... and still be kind of on-topic!!!

Originally Posted by Burn1911

Only on BE could we have got to page 10.... and still be kind of on-topic!!!

Originally Posted by nettlebed

And in women, the perineum is called the "tinter," because tinter arse, and tinter fanny.

Originally Posted by Lorry1

Well, kind of
We're now onto how you wipe and the distance between your arse hole and ball sack

Originally Posted by nettlebed

And in women, the perineum is called the "tinter," because tinter arse, and tinter fanny.

Originally Posted by another bloody yank

Cool, we can add this to the list of words that differ slightly in their US/UK versions- UK= "tinter", US= "taint". Oddly, they both use the same line of reasoning in their justifications.

Now, "fanny" is another story.

Originally Posted by Lorry1

Yeah, the yanks have that back to front

Originally Posted by meauxna

er, that would be you lot that put it back to front, we left it behind!
PS: since the Canadians agree with our definition, I think the N Americans win on this one.

Originally Posted by Master_Bulldog

Ah, but you have failed to consider that Great Britain:

A: Invented English

and B: We are the mother nation!

We win!

Originally Posted by hannahlove7

I know this is random and a bit strange, but does anyone know why toilet cubicles in the US are nearly always not as private as UK ones? The 'walls' and doors always have huge gaps between them, so much so that in some places it is very easy to see someone and the walls might not as well be there. Probably really is no rhyme or reason to it, just one of those curiosities!

Whilst on the subject, I really like american toilets. They flush differently, they seem to empty all the way before filling with water which makes sure there is nothing left behind, unlike my toilet here which i have to flush several times! A bit gross too but, american toilets make it easier to look at the results of your trip too - kinda bigger and flatter somehow!

Excuse my obsession with toilets... !