Tennessee Jokes
Jun 21st 2005, 11:12 pm
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Tennessee Jokes
A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
Jun 21st 2005, 11:13 pm
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Re: Tennessee Jokes
How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
Jun 21st 2005, 11:18 pm
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Re: Tennessee Jokes
A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya
do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What
in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
" "The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...
"It's okay boys, he's one of us!
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya
do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What
in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
" "The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...
"It's okay boys, he's one of us!
