Stupid Signs
Aug 23rd 2005, 12:53 pm
#16
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Re: Stupid Signs
Just bought the latest issue of "Our State". Inside is an advert for Henderson's forthcoming festival. The tagline? Er, "Shag and Dine"!
Some people on BE would probably drop the dine and go straight to the shag...
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Some people on BE would probably drop the dine and go straight to the shag...
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Aug 23rd 2005, 2:07 pm
#20
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Re: Stupid Signs
Three billboards around our area have had me, as the Americans would say, laughing my ass off.
There is a lawyer in our town called Jack Daniel. His billboard says "Got a DUI - contact Jack Daniel".
The other two are sponsored by the Cotton Growers Association:
"If it wasn't for cotton you'd be cleaning your ears out with a stick"
and
"No one ever wrote a song with the line "I wish I was in the land of polyester".
For some reason this just cracked me up.
There is a lawyer in our town called Jack Daniel. His billboard says "Got a DUI - contact Jack Daniel".
The other two are sponsored by the Cotton Growers Association:
"If it wasn't for cotton you'd be cleaning your ears out with a stick"
and
"No one ever wrote a song with the line "I wish I was in the land of polyester".
For some reason this just cracked me up.
Aug 23rd 2005, 3:22 pm
#21
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Re: Stupid Signs
Originally Posted by Lynne
<<snip>>
The other two are sponsored by the Cotton Growers Association:
"If it wasn't for cotton you'd be cleaning your ears out with a stick"
The other two are sponsored by the Cotton Growers Association:
"If it wasn't for cotton you'd be cleaning your ears out with a stick"
"No one ever wrote a song with the line "I wish I was in the land of polyester".
For some reason this just cracked me up.
For some reason this just cracked me up.
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Aug 23rd 2005, 4:06 pm
#22
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 511
Re: Stupid Signs
I'm in the wrong forum, but what the heck!!!
Aug 23rd 2005, 11:12 pm
#23
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Re: Stupid Signs
The radio advert says that you don't need to shag, you can just watch!
Aug 24th 2005, 1:22 pm
#24
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Location: Chicagoland
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Re: Stupid Signs
I took these ones in Boston. Worried me slightly.... Hollow sidewalks and jobbie lickers?
Aug 25th 2005, 9:51 am
#25
Joined: Aug 2005
Location: The Right Side of the Pond
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Re: Stupid Signs
Best one i've seen is on a road which passes a prison here in Houston.
It states "Don't pick up hitch hickers" :scared:
It states "Don't pick up hitch hickers" :scared:
Aug 28th 2005, 2:49 am
#26
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Re: Stupid Signs
Originally Posted by Patrick
The radio advert says that you don't need to shag, you can just watch!
Aug 28th 2005, 3:12 am
#27
CA to TX to Jamaica
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Re: Stupid Signs
He likes receiving in that position. - Football match hubby was watching last night.
Aug 28th 2005, 4:49 am
#28
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Re: Stupid Signs
Originally Posted by Ray
More porn needed
Aug 28th 2005, 1:29 pm
#29
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Re: Stupid Signs
Originally Posted by Pimpbot
We have the castle boutique stores here in AZ. One is actually built like a castle and I thought it was some kind of kid restaurant or playhouse until my wife informed me on what really got sold there.
Aug 29th 2005, 2:24 am
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Re: Stupid Signs
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