State T-Shirt Slogans
Aug 18th 2003, 5:33 pm
#1
Only the Strong Survive
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State T-Shirt Slogans
I was visiting the Jersey Shore the other weekend, and saw some NJ logan t-shirts that I liked. (and stole for my text). I think they sum up the friendly nature of this particular part of the world.
I've put them below - I'd be interested to hear from other people in other States.
"New Jersey - Where only the strong survive.."
"New Jersey - Where the weak are killed and eaten"
"Welcome to New Jersey. Now go home!"
I've put them below - I'd be interested to hear from other people in other States.
"New Jersey - Where only the strong survive.."
"New Jersey - Where the weak are killed and eaten"
"Welcome to New Jersey. Now go home!"
Aug 19th 2003, 9:00 am
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Re: State T-Shirt Slogans
Originally posted by JerseyBoy "Welcome to New Jersey. Now go home!"
ref: Govenor Tom McCall
Aug 19th 2003, 10:38 pm
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Re: State T-Shirt Slogans
Originally posted by JerseyBoy
I was visiting the Jersey Shore the other weekend, and saw some NJ logan t-shirts that I liked. (and stole for my text). I think they sum up the friendly nature of this particular part of the world.
I've put them below - I'd be interested to hear from other people in other States.
"New Jersey - Where only the strong survive.."
"New Jersey - Where the weak are killed and eaten"
"Welcome to New Jersey. Now go home!"
I was visiting the Jersey Shore the other weekend, and saw some NJ logan t-shirts that I liked. (and stole for my text). I think they sum up the friendly nature of this particular part of the world.
I've put them below - I'd be interested to hear from other people in other States.
"New Jersey - Where only the strong survive.."
"New Jersey - Where the weak are killed and eaten"
"Welcome to New Jersey. Now go home!"
Grab your nuts at Wankers Corner!!
Aug 20th 2003, 3:28 am
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Where the weak are killed and eaten, pllleeeaaasse! Lets have some tee shirt slogans that reflect the state...
New Jersey "Its supposed to smell like this"
New Hampshire "If your not a deer or a hunting deer, go home"
California "home of Disney's World of Politics"
Texas "God giveth and Texas taketh away"
Wyoming "Proof God has a sense of humor"
Alabama "Huh!"
Arkansas "Sisters make the best wifes"
Kansas "How much corn can one state have!"
North Dakota "Its not the end of the world but you can see it from here"
add your own
New Jersey "Its supposed to smell like this"
New Hampshire "If your not a deer or a hunting deer, go home"
California "home of Disney's World of Politics"
Texas "God giveth and Texas taketh away"
Wyoming "Proof God has a sense of humor"
Alabama "Huh!"
Arkansas "Sisters make the best wifes"
Kansas "How much corn can one state have!"
North Dakota "Its not the end of the world but you can see it from here"
add your own
Aug 20th 2003, 5:58 am
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Originally posted by Patrick
Where the weak are killed and eaten, pllleeeaaasse! Lets have some tee shirt slogans that reflect the state...
...snip...
Texas "God giveth and Texas taketh away"
...snip...
add your own
Where the weak are killed and eaten, pllleeeaaasse! Lets have some tee shirt slogans that reflect the state...
...snip...
Texas "God giveth and Texas taketh away"
...snip...
add your own
It is now state law that the Texas pledge of allegiance must be said in every elementary school after the US pledge.
Now don't these sound like words addressed to a deity?
"I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisible."
I kid you not!
Regards
-=-
Scarlett
Last edited by ScarlettHill; Aug 20th 2003 at 6:01 am.
Aug 20th 2003, 7:14 am
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Re: State T-Shirt Slogans
Originally posted by Duncs
Those are good but can you really beat this?
Grab your nuts at Wankers Corner!!
Those are good but can you really beat this?
Grab your nuts at Wankers Corner!!
Oregon!
<sigh> Do I really want to brag on that?
Aug 20th 2003, 11:48 am
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North Carolina "Where the mullet is never unfashionable"
Originally posted by Patrick
Where the weak are killed and eaten, pllleeeaaasse! Lets have some tee shirt slogans that reflect the state...
New Jersey "Its supposed to smell like this"
New Hampshire "If your not a deer or a hunting deer, go home"
California "home of Disney's World of Politics"
Texas "God giveth and Texas taketh away"
Wyoming "Proof God has a sense of humor"
Alabama "Huh!"
Arkansas "Sisters make the best wifes"
Kansas "How much corn can one state have!"
North Dakota "Its not the end of the world but you can see it from here"
add your own
Where the weak are killed and eaten, pllleeeaaasse! Lets have some tee shirt slogans that reflect the state...
New Jersey "Its supposed to smell like this"
New Hampshire "If your not a deer or a hunting deer, go home"
California "home of Disney's World of Politics"
Texas "God giveth and Texas taketh away"
Wyoming "Proof God has a sense of humor"
Alabama "Huh!"
Arkansas "Sisters make the best wifes"
Kansas "How much corn can one state have!"
North Dakota "Its not the end of the world but you can see it from here"
add your own
Aug 20th 2003, 5:17 pm
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Alabama: Yes, we have electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos cannot be wrong!
Arizona: But it is a dry heat
Arkansas: Literacy ain't everything
California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
Colorado: If you do not ski, do not bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's do not own it yet
Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids
Georgia: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (death to mainland scum, but
leave your money)
Idaho: More than just potatoes ... Well okay, we're not, but the
potatoes sure are real good
Illinois: Please do not pronounce the "s"
Indiana: 2 billion years tidal wave free
Iowa: We do amazing things with corn
Kansas: First of the rectangle states
Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names
Louisiana: We are not all drunken Cajun wackos, but that's our tourism
campaign
Maine: We are really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it
Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets)
Michigan: First line of defense from the Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come and feel better about your own state
Missouri: Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
Montana: Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right wing crazies, and
very little else
Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada: Whores and poker!
New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey: You want a ##$%##! Motto? I got your ##$%##! Motto right
here!
New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets
New York: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an
attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states!
Ohio: At least we are not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing
Oregon: Spotted owl ... It is what's for dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook with coal
Rhode Island: We are not really an island
South Carolina: Remember the civil war? We did not actually surrender
South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee: The educashun state
Texas: Si' hablo ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus is
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?
Washington: Help! We are overrun by nerds and slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna be mayor?
West Virginia: One big happy family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese
Wyoming: Where men are men ... And the sheep are scared!
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos cannot be wrong!
Arizona: But it is a dry heat
Arkansas: Literacy ain't everything
California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
Colorado: If you do not ski, do not bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's do not own it yet
Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids
Georgia: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (death to mainland scum, but
leave your money)
Idaho: More than just potatoes ... Well okay, we're not, but the
potatoes sure are real good
Illinois: Please do not pronounce the "s"
Indiana: 2 billion years tidal wave free
Iowa: We do amazing things with corn
Kansas: First of the rectangle states
Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names
Louisiana: We are not all drunken Cajun wackos, but that's our tourism
campaign
Maine: We are really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it
Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets)
Michigan: First line of defense from the Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come and feel better about your own state
Missouri: Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
Montana: Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right wing crazies, and
very little else
Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada: Whores and poker!
New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey: You want a ##$%##! Motto? I got your ##$%##! Motto right
here!
New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets
New York: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an
attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states!
Ohio: At least we are not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing
Oregon: Spotted owl ... It is what's for dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook with coal
Rhode Island: We are not really an island
South Carolina: Remember the civil war? We did not actually surrender
South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee: The educashun state
Texas: Si' hablo ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus is
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?
Washington: Help! We are overrun by nerds and slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna be mayor?
West Virginia: One big happy family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese
Wyoming: Where men are men ... And the sheep are scared!
