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ImHere Aug 11th 2005 6:20 pm

Someones taking the p*ss
 
Just been to Pubix to get some stuff, and fancied some wine. There on the shelf nestled in with the Pinot Grigots etc was a bottle called "Fat Bastard". The label describes this as "Named after the British expression meaning a rich and full bodied wine.". Its bottled by the Fat Bastard Wine Company, Rustiques, France. I kid you not.

Its either that rarity a frenchman with a sense of humour or some Brits have emigrated to France, set up a winery and are 'aving a laugh.

EDIT: Infact here they are... http://www.fatbastardwine.com/

gruffbrown Aug 11th 2005 6:22 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 

Originally Posted by ImHere
Just been to Pubix to get some stuff, and fancied some wine. There on the shelf nestled in with the Pinot Grigots etc was a bottle called "Fat Bastard". The label describes this as "Named after the British expression meaning a rich and full bodied wine.". Its bottled by the Fat Bastard Wine Company, Rustiques, France. I kid you not.

Its either that rarity a frenchman with a sense of humour or some Brits have emigrated to France, set up a winery and are 'aving a laugh.

EDIT: Infact here they are... http://www.fatbastardwine.com/

Do you have supermarkets called 'Testicles' as well? :rolleyes:

ImHere Aug 11th 2005 6:25 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Do you have supermarkets called 'Testicles' as well? :rolleyes:

This is straight up. I nearly wet meself when I saw it. All the 'Mericans were looking at me like I'd gone balmy and the cashier girl gave me a strange look as I kept giggling like a schoolgirl every time I saw the bottle. Small things and all that.

gruffbrown Aug 11th 2005 6:28 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 

Originally Posted by ImHere
This is straight up. I nearly wet meself when I saw it. All the 'Mericans were looking at me like I'd gone balmy and the cashier girl gave me a strange look as I kept giggling like a schoolgirl every time I saw the bottle. Small things and all that.

I meant the name of the liquer store....

Don't forget the merchandise

http://www.fatbastardwine.com/imgs/m...oxers_blue.gif

serdwin Aug 11th 2005 6:37 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 

Originally Posted by ImHere
This is straight up. I nearly wet meself when I saw it. All the 'Mericans were looking at me like I'd gone balmy and the cashier girl gave me a strange look as I kept giggling like a schoolgirl every time I saw the bottle. Small things and all that.

I can't believe it....LMBO....that is so creative. *wish I'd thought of it* :D

adeshell Aug 11th 2005 6:37 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 
Did you get some pies to go with it?

BritGuyTN Aug 11th 2005 6:39 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 

Originally Posted by ImHere
Just been to Pubix to get some stuff, and fancied some wine. There on the shelf nestled in with the Pinot Grigots etc was a bottle called "Fat Bastard". The label describes this as "Named after the British expression meaning a rich and full bodied wine.". Its bottled by the Fat Bastard Wine Company, Rustiques, France. I kid you not.

Its either that rarity a frenchman with a sense of humour or some Brits have emigrated to France, set up a winery and are 'aving a laugh.

EDIT: Infact here they are... http://www.fatbastardwine.com/

been in the Uk for years.....

paddingtongreen Aug 11th 2005 7:56 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 

Originally Posted by ImHere
Just been to Pubix to get some stuff, and fancied some wine. There on the shelf nestled in with the Pinot Grigots etc was a bottle called "Fat Bastard". The label describes this as "Named after the British expression meaning a rich and full bodied wine.". Its bottled by the Fat Bastard Wine Company, Rustiques, France. I kid you not.

Its either that rarity a frenchman with a sense of humour or some Brits have emigrated to France, set up a winery and are 'aving a laugh.

EDIT: Infact here they are... http://www.fatbastardwine.com/

It has been in the PA state stores for a while. It might be a true story, the old wine dealers had some funny names for wine, "Old Pisspot" for Piersporter for example.

Lord Lionheart Aug 11th 2005 7:59 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 

Originally Posted by ImHere
Just been to Pubix to get some stuff, and fancied some wine. There on the shelf nestled in with the Pinot Grigots etc was a bottle called "Fat Bastard". The label describes this as "Named after the British expression meaning a rich and full bodied wine.". Its bottled by the Fat Bastard Wine Company, Rustiques, France. I kid you not.

Its either that rarity a frenchman with a sense of humour or some Brits have emigrated to France, set up a winery and are 'aving a laugh.

EDIT: Infact here they are... http://www.fatbastardwine.com/

Top tip: Don't drink the 'yellow wine' from a place called Pubix! :D

bored-silly Aug 11th 2005 8:01 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 
I had a bottle of it on Sunday - they sell it in whole foods. As someone said, it has been in the UK for years. There is 'Old Tart' and 'Old Git' in the UK too!

Bob Aug 11th 2005 8:32 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 
So anyone tried it then?

I've seen it around for a while..

adeshell Aug 11th 2005 8:38 pm

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 
Like the T-Shirts

http://www.fatbastardwine.com/imgs/merch_tshrit_lg.jpg

Lynne Aug 12th 2005 1:06 am

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 
Publix have a pretty good wine range. If you want a good White Zin for guzzling round the barbie, Bare Foot is a good one, not a bad price. Bare Foot do a Chardonney and also a Merlot. If you want a full bodied red then spend the little extra (still under $10) and buy Los Vascos. Coscto have this at a very good price too.

And on the plonk scale, I nearly died when I saw the price of Blue Nun. For the same price you can get a much better wine. But for most of us Brits its our first taste of wine.

It is nice to now see something on the shelves other than Californian plonk.

Bob Aug 12th 2005 1:21 am

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 

Originally Posted by Lynne
It is nice to now see something on the shelves other than Californian plonk.

my local co-op had a great deal on a portugese bottle, members price was $4...it was lovely, but they also have some really nice wine from chile and new zealand and half decent prices...

Ozzidoc Aug 12th 2005 3:13 am

Re: Someones taking the p*ss
 

Originally Posted by ImHere
Just been to Pubix to get some stuff, and fancied some wine. There on the shelf nestled in with the Pinot Grigots etc was a bottle called "Fat Bastard". The label describes this as "Named after the British expression meaning a rich and full bodied wine.". Its bottled by the Fat Bastard Wine Company, Rustiques, France. I kid you not.
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Love it! Reminds me of when i was a kid, and Dad kept buying bottles of "nothing thanks" to give to people who weren't thirsty!!


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