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Bob Feb 3rd 2005 9:34 am

Re: So what are the chances..........
 

Originally Posted by ladylisa
God I didnt know he was that interesting...maybe E should do a true hollywood story on him :D

hehe...aye...who'd have thought, but he was a right don juan in his youth *lol*

Englishmum Feb 24th 2005 2:22 pm

Re: So what are the chances..........
 

Originally Posted by Manc
Of the Pope dying during National Catholic Schools Week.


what are the odds, anyone?

Well, he's still (just about) hanging in there.

But I have a hunch he will meet his Maker just after Easter....

Franklin Feb 24th 2005 2:34 pm

Re: So what are the chances..........
 

Originally Posted by Englishmum
Well, he's still (just about) hanging in there.

But I have a hunch he will meet his Maker just after Easter....


There's probably a wrestling match going on of sorts; the Pope is needed by Gawd's flock here and Gawd wants him up top. Didn't that kind of thing happen in the OT? Some say we live our lives in the blink of an astro-eye, and eternity follows.

Tone Feb 25th 2005 1:59 am

Re: So what are the chances..........
 
Can we look forward to a new TV reality series, Popestars, where Cardinals compete for the Pontiffs post, judged, say, on their sermons. I really hope there is a Cardinal called Yethe Sailor, then if a space was put in the wrong place he would be Popeye the Sailor. I'd vote for him.

NC Penguin Feb 25th 2005 4:50 am

Re: So what are the chances..........
 

Originally Posted by Tone
Can we look forward to a new TV reality series, Popestars, where Cardinals compete for the Pontiffs post, judged, say, on their sermons. I really hope there is a Cardinal called Yethe Sailor, then if a space was put in the wrong place he would be Popeye the Sailor. I'd vote for him.

Additional criteria for judging competitors should include:

presentation (their appearance in Pope clothing including a sashay down a catwalk)
language abilities (extra marks for spoken Latin)
reaction speed (mental and physical, e.g. avoid assasination attempts)




NC Penguin

rincewind Feb 25th 2005 5:09 am

Re: So what are the chances..........
 

Originally Posted by Tone
Can we look forward to a new TV reality series, Popestars, where Cardinals compete for the Pontiffs post, judged, say, on their sermons. I really hope there is a Cardinal called Yethe Sailor, then if a space was put in the wrong place he would be Popeye the Sailor. I'd vote for him.

Screw that. I say remake Trading Spouses into Trading Beliefs.

Get deeply religious people and throw them in with other religions so they can experience what other people believe. A little education would help some.

Wiccans trade with Baptists
Catholics trade with mormons (no families with children allowed for safety :D )
Scientologists trade with Seven Day Evangelists
Athiests trade with Christians

Oh, what fun.

Bob Feb 25th 2005 5:34 am

Re: So what are the chances..........
 

Originally Posted by rincewind
Oh, what fun.

and got to add the hate groups...nazi's v gay parade, kkk v black church group etc...

rincewind Feb 25th 2005 6:07 am

Re: So what are the chances..........
 

Originally Posted by Bob
and got to add the hate groups...nazi's v gay parade, kkk v black church group etc...

Trouble with that is we may have scenes similar to those from American X and then it wouldn't get aired :D

Tone Feb 25th 2005 6:14 am

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I just hope the next one isn't a Roman Catholic like all the others. Why can't they pick a Jewish or Moslem Pope or even an Anglican. Its not very supportive of a multi-cultural society in this day and age is it?

Or are they saying Vatican city isn't multi-cultural - yet they let funnily dressed Swiss people in :confused:


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