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Old Sep 11th 2006, 7:54 pm
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I spotted this licence plate - which I have to say is one of the best plates I've seen here - today in Publix carpark:

And that line of text above the "number" actually says "Imagine"
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Old Sep 11th 2006, 8:00 pm
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Old Sep 11th 2006, 8:02 pm
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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
I spotted this licence plate - which I have to say is one of the best plates I've seen here - today in Publix carpark:

And that line of text above the "number" actually says "Imagine"
Quality!!!
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Old Sep 11th 2006, 8:06 pm
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OK ! Got it that time
I saw a nice lady with big boobs and a mini skirt drive slowly past me in an Escalade on I-93 in MA one morning with the plate '4guys2c'
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The guy must be a tosser and she must have gone bust
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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
I spotted this licence plate - which I have to say is one of the best plates I've seen here - today in Publix carpark:

And that line of text above the "number" actually says "Imagine"


Crap car though...
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Crap car though...
Bollox - a fine symbol of all thats good with the US car industry....oh wank - maybe not - superb fun and indestructible though!
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Bollox - a fine symbol of all thats good with the US car industry....oh wank - maybe not - superb fun and indestructible though!
If you think they are indestructable come and look at the one rotting outside our house
I want a Land Rover
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Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler
If you think they are indestructable come and look at the one rotting outside our house
I want a Land Rover

Trust me LR rot too - oh the body is great all aluminum etc but the underneath isnt - knew i should have waxolyl'd more!
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...knew i should have waxolyl'd more!
No you shouldn't, young man! You'll go blind, and what good is a rust-free car to a blind wanker?
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No you shouldn't, young man! You'll go blind, and what good is a rust-free car to a blind wanker?
What's he got to do with it?
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What's he got to do with it?
Known in showbiz circles as 'Lucky Lennie' ;

At the age of five, Lennie Peters was knocked down by a car and lost the sight of his left eye.

Another accident at 16 made him totally blind. He was sunbathing at Hampstead when louts started throwing stones. He went over and told them to pack it up. He lay down again in the sun and the next thing one of them heaved half a brick at him and got him in the other eye.

He had two operations and sight in his right eye was restored. He was about to be discharged but the night before he was due to go home he noticed the man in the next bed was about to fall on the floor.

He ran over to him, tried to pick him up but as he did the sudden strain detached the retina in his eye. He hasn't seen since

Lennie Peters died from cancer in 1992 aged 59 :scared:
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Known in showbiz circles as 'Lucky Lennie' ;

At the age of five, Lennie Peters was knocked down by a car and lost the sight of his left eye.

Another accident at 16 made him totally blind. He was sunbathing at Hampstead when louts started throwing stones. He went over and told them to pack it up. He lay down again in the sun and the next thing one of them heaved half a brick at him and got him in the other eye.

He had two operations and sight in his right eye was restored. He was about to be discharged but the night before he was due to go home he noticed the man in the next bed was about to fall on the floor.

He ran over to him, tried to pick him up but as he did the sudden strain detached the retina in his eye. He hasn't seen since

Lennie Peters died from cancer in 1992 aged 59 :scared:
Lucky Bastard.
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Originally Posted by lionheart
Known in showbiz circles as 'Lucky Lennie' ;

Lennie Peters died from cancer in 1992 aged 59 :scared:
And what happened to Ms Lee?
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Originally Posted by lionheart
Known in showbiz circles as 'Lucky Lennie' ;

At the age of five, Lennie Peters was knocked down by a car and lost the sight of his left eye.

Another accident at 16 made him totally blind. He was sunbathing at Hampstead when louts started throwing stones. He went over and told them to pack it up. He lay down again in the sun and the next thing one of them heaved half a brick at him and got him in the other eye.

He had two operations and sight in his right eye was restored. He was about to be discharged but the night before he was due to go home he noticed the man in the next bed was about to fall on the floor.

He ran over to him, tried to pick him up but as he did the sudden strain detached the retina in his eye. He hasn't seen since

Lennie Peters died from cancer in 1992 aged 59 :scared:
Not to mention getting a few good hidings in pubs before he made it famous for having a bit of a north on him. Having said that, must've been a right dive to have clientele that would give a straightener to a blind bloke.

EDIT:...Is it me...or did I just sound abit like Bob there?
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