Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Dec 22nd 2005, 3:11 am
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by Thydney
no 
don't get the hump or two
don't get the hump or two I won't.....
Dec 22nd 2005, 3:12 am
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by deba34
Thats ok sweetie...I will use sign language.....
Dec 22nd 2005, 3:12 am
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by Ray
And I bet I know how many fingers you would use
I know you love me really ....
I know you love me really ....
Yes and yes.....
Dec 22nd 2005, 3:13 am
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by Thydney
Oh I was just going to offer my services I'm cunnilingual if you need it
Is that your native tongue?...
Dec 22nd 2005, 3:14 am
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by deba34
Is that your native tongue?...
No but I get by
Dec 22nd 2005, 3:19 am
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by Thydney
No but I get by
I am sure you do.........
Dec 22nd 2005, 3:35 am
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by deba34
Apparently a man's G spot is up his shitter...try giving that 7 incher a touch of KY jelly...it may blow your santa hat off.....
I guess his Mrs. will be returning his Xmas surprise
Dec 22nd 2005, 3:46 am
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by lionheart
What a horrible visual that is, but damn funny. Ray on Xmas day with a 7" strap-on up his shitter I guess his Mrs. will be returning his Xmas surprise
I guess his Mrs. will be returning his Xmas surprise
Dec 22nd 2005, 3:55 am
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by Thydney
I think he's probably still got the strimmer stuck there from her birthday
Dec 22nd 2005, 12:44 pm
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Re: Sir Elt's wedding live on CNN
Originally Posted by izibear
I wonder what he's going to wear, after all, can anything top his 50th b/day togs?
Will David be Lady John? And will they be living in a cottage?
